{{Alibelle}} Dear god, honey, that's enough to make anyone burst into tears. I wish I could send a muffin and vanilla latte through the internets.
Cacophony. That's pretty. What's it mean?
Harmony ,'Underneath'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
ChiKat - Jun 03, 2008 10:54:53 am PDT #773 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2008 10:55:01 am PDT #774 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I have a serving of VitaminWater at my desk and one of Coke.
Coke: 130 calories/serving, 39g of sugar
VitaminWater: 75 calories/serving, 19g of sugar
I don't see how VitaminWater is the worst health drink because it's SO close to Coke.
Apple juice: 117 calories/serving, 27g of sugar
Raw orange juice: 112 calories/serving, 21g of sugar
Grapefruit juice, unsweetened: 96 calories/serving, 22g of sugar
Does that help with perspective on "health"?
Kat, I can't begin to imagine the stress. I'm here hoping for the most mundane of mundanities, the sort of thing where travel would just be too much bother, so it's just as well. Let it be so.
Trudy Booth - Jun 03, 2008 10:55:05 am PDT #775 of 10003
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I was there -- it was a possum. Outside the window!
But it looked like it was inside. People always leave that part out...
And the part where I'd had rabies shots the summer before. So I was reasonably jumpy -- albeit maybe not reasonably "scramble over my friends and leave them to die".
The new low calore Gatorade rawks -- and I don't think it has artificial sweetener.
And Coke Zero is the SHIZ NIT.
amych - Jun 03, 2008 10:56:14 am PDT #776 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Oh, Alibelle. You definitely deserve a do-over.
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 03, 2008 10:57:43 am PDT #777 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ha ha ha. RTD the atheist is going to have a cow.
Serves RTD the athiest right for featuring floaty Tinkerbell Jesus Doctor in a season finale, I say.
§ ita § - Jun 03, 2008 10:58:13 am PDT #778 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dear god, Alibelle, that's HORRID. And no I'm not pranking you from Michigan (and had I been, I'd have felt like shit for being part of a day like yours has been so far). Just whimpering from West LA. I'm a tentative on any plan, slightly less tentative if I don't have to be fit to drive at the end of it.
DavidS - Jun 03, 2008 10:59:14 am PDT #779 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Holy moly, Alibelle! That's a horrible morning.
Also: No scratching up the pretty Alibelle's face! C'mon! Not on kitten!
Kat, I hope all goes well with your Da's ticker.
megan walker - Jun 03, 2008 11:02:07 am PDT #780 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
Half-bottles tend to be REALLY overpriced compared to their full-sized brethren.
Also, I find re-corked (with just the regular cork, not any fancy vacuuming) wine generally lasts a few days. It's the odd brand that becomes undrinkable quickly.
Fred Pete - Jun 03, 2008 11:02:45 am PDT #781 of 10003
Ann, that's a ferret.
((((Kat and family))))
Alibelle, I don't know what to say.
Alibelle - Jun 03, 2008 11:04:48 am PDT #782 of 10003
Apart from sports, "my secret favorite thing on earth is ketchup. I will put ketchup on anything. But it has to be Heinz." - my husband, Michael Vartan
Thank, guys. I feel much better now that I've got the complaining out of my system. I tried calling my mom, but she absolutely hates when I whine about stuff, plus she was at Penn Station trying to get to work, so she was just like, "Just call in to work! Take a personal day! Whatever! Love you! Talk to you later!"
Neat, ita. I can get you. And even if you were pranking me, you shouldn't feel bad because things that are funny make me laugh. Parking tickets, messes, blooded claws, and sleepless nights are NOT funny when they are happening to me. Even when I'm cranky I have no problem differentiating.