Hell, I don't know. If I had wanted schooling, I'da gone to school.

Jayne ,'Ariel'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hil R. - Jul 13, 2008 12:34:57 pm PDT #7681 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Well, that's better than the way that I learned Hebrew, which was that we learned it through the siddur and the Torah. So that I know all kinds of biblical words, and about seventy different adjectives for describing G-d, but am totally lost when it comes to any sort of normal conversation. Last time I was in Israel, I was staring at a sign on our bus, and one word was "assur," and I got all excited: "Assur! I know that word! It means forbidden!" Finally figured out that it was a "No Smoking" sign. Then there was the time I was looking for a bathroom and realized that I had not idea what the Hebrew room for "bathroom" was. I finally ended up asking, "Where is the room with the water?" It got me laughed at, but it also go me directions to the bathroom.


brenda m - Jul 13, 2008 1:25:47 pm PDT #7682 of 10003
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am determined to make cherry clafouti today . But it took me forever to find a recipe that didn't make something that is simple into a complicated thing. or do something where I was going to have to guess /make translations. Crazy

Can you make cherry clafouti with sour cherries? (Since those are what I have, and anyway I like them better.)

Wait, I have no butter. Never mind.


Steph L. - Jul 13, 2008 1:28:18 pm PDT #7683 of 10003
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The day Shir learned the other meaning of "nail", by saying to a guy he will have to nail her to a wall in order to make her get a tattoo!

Ha! Shir, I hope you don't mind me laughing -- it's only because that sounds exactly like something I would do!

(In my college German classes, I learned that, unless one is careful, instead of saying that you want the vacuum cleaner, you might say you want a blow job. Trufax.)


beth b - Jul 13, 2008 1:32:56 pm PDT #7684 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

no butter

eggs, sugar ,rum ,milk, vanilla , salt, flour , cherries

and since you can make it with other fuits - why not sour cherries


Burrell - Jul 13, 2008 1:40:02 pm PDT #7685 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

The day Shir learned the other meaning of "nail", by saying to a guy he will have to nail her to a wall in order to make her get a tattoo!

International travel is all about fun with conversational idioms. For me it was the time I was trying to say, in French, that I was full. Instead I said "je suis plein" which means "I'm pregnant." Whoops. Good thing the guy I was dating took it in stride.


Vortex - Jul 13, 2008 1:44:20 pm PDT #7686 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Jesse's Cherry Clafoutis recipe


Vortex - Jul 13, 2008 1:45:08 pm PDT #7687 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

For me it was the time I was trying to say, in French, that I was full. Instead I said "je suis plein" which means "I'm pregnant."

I thought it meant "I'm drunk"


Jesse - Jul 13, 2008 1:52:03 pm PDT #7688 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's hilarious, because I haven't made a clafoutis since that day! Although I was promoting it to my mother this afternoon while she was buying cherries.

I could really use another couple of days to recover from my weekend, but instead I have a big big week coming up at work. Ugh!


Dana - Jul 13, 2008 1:53:00 pm PDT #7689 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

officially so very tired of getting ready to move. Not all of it's packing, either, because the movers will pack us.

And yet I am doing a disgusting amount of physical labor and sweating.


Allyson - Jul 13, 2008 2:26:44 pm PDT #7690 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm trying to keep my head busy and ignore how sick I am worrying about my nephew and my brother.

I dyed my hair, hung a ceiling rod so I could hang the gorgeous black and white polka dot string lights I got before I moved in, attached my new ladder book shelves to the walls...and then found myself dripping purple sweat. Showered, now need to go get myself an iced latte and get some quarters for laundry. And a frame for the print I've been wanting to hang, forever.

I owe some kind folks some emails.