Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sparky1 - Jul 11, 2008 3:51:26 am PDT #7471 of 10003
Librarian Warlord

How did that happen?

I think they use mirrors. There are too many Buffistae kidlets around here who are supposed to be wee bairns but are big boys and girls.


amych - Jul 11, 2008 3:55:46 am PDT #7472 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Oh, speaking of!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DILLO!!


Jesse - Jul 11, 2008 4:14:05 am PDT #7473 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm supposed to be working from home this morning, but I realize the only thing I can really do is fret until meetings start at 11. Ah well. I guess I'll run to the dry cleaner's!


Burrell - Jul 11, 2008 4:55:52 am PDT #7474 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Heh, happy birthday Dillo, and happy birthday to your boy, Barb.


Allyson - Jul 11, 2008 4:57:09 am PDT #7475 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

You guys. You guys. I'm shaking in anger.

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I don't know what to do. I want to go home, now.


Jesse - Jul 11, 2008 5:00:17 am PDT #7476 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh my god, Allyson.


sarameg - Jul 11, 2008 5:01:57 am PDT #7477 of 10003

Jesus, Allyson. Fuck.


lisah - Jul 11, 2008 5:02:10 am PDT #7478 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

oh fuck, Allyson. ugh ugh ugh. You should totally go home or do whatever you need to take care of yourself.


Allyson - Jul 11, 2008 5:02:57 am PDT #7479 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I know I would have done the same thing. I would have hurt that man. Badly.

I just want to go help my brother, but I don't know how.


sj - Jul 11, 2008 5:05:12 am PDT #7480 of 10003
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I think a lot of people would have done the same thing. It seems like a perfectly reasonable response to me. I'm so sorry. You should go home if you think you can drive.