OMG, I'm such a jackass. I just remembered I'm out of checks, when I went to pay my rent (we have until the 10th). The last check I wrote was three weeks ago. Did I order then? No I did not. So it takes two weeks to get them, unless I want to pay an extra $25. I do believe I can get a money order cheaper than that, so I didn't bother. The check before the last check I wrote was last month's rent. I don't write a lot of checks. Actually, I wrote check 544 in March 2007, and 570 in June 2008 -- BUT WAIT. That should mean I have another book of checks around! I may yet be saved.
Further updates as events warrant. (They won't.)
You're cracking me up, Jesse!
Good luck check hunting, Jesse! In the event that your hunt proves checkless, will they accept a money order for your rent? Cheaper than at $25 late fee.
Jesse just reminded me that I need to find a new book of checks. Used my last one last week. The last six checks I've written have been to Roto Rooter and Stanley Steemer for cleaning carpets. I should be taking this money directly out of Owen's college fund.
Jesusgod, MK is trying to gas me.
That sounds like something I'd do, Jesse.
Hehehe.
I didn't feed him beans, promise! Or me.
What the fuck should I order for dinner tomorrow? A&W burger? Mexican from the local place? Chinese takeout? Or should I just do the standby: roti with hummus, tzatziki, cherry tomatoes and salad?
I feel like I should make an effort, but at this point, effort is hauling the 40 lb crate of litter out of the trunk.