Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 03, 2008 5:49:48 am PDT #6275 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I don't quite understand how the 4 10 hour days helps the company? How is it saving anything-- except maybe electricity?

I hate the day before a holiday because the dean sends out a note saying that we can leave "if our work permits". My department runs 2 clinics, however, and there are later appointments, so the office manager for those departments has to stay. And weirdly, I am the highest ranking person here today, since there are only the 2 clinic managers, myself, and our minion. So I feel like I can't leave-- because it pretty much sucks that they have to stay. Usually both myself and the other admin who is of my rank both stay, but she has off today.


Allyson - Jul 03, 2008 5:52:18 am PDT #6276 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Aw, Kat. I'll go teach your essay class. Poorly. Then you can go float on a noodle or something.


lisah - Jul 03, 2008 5:53:40 am PDT #6277 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

Noodle! I wonder where my noodles are?? It's possible I left them at the pool at the end of last summer. oops.


Strix - Jul 03, 2008 5:55:01 am PDT #6278 of 10003
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Fuck, I'LL do it, Kat. Those brats won't know what hit them.

MOnday is a good idea. DAMN IT.

I want to know NOW, especially since I haven't had one single other interview. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! CALL ME! I AM AN EXCELLENT TEACHER! AND CUTE!

Employ me, fer Chrissakes.


Jesse - Jul 03, 2008 5:55:50 am PDT #6279 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

The job I interviewed for last Wed. said they would be making a decision by the end of this week. Since tomorrow's the fourth, should I call them today, or wait?

In my recent hiring experience, the decision-making takes longer than you'd hope. I'd wait til Monday -- especially with the holiday.

So I feel like I can't leave-- because it pretty much sucks that they have to stay.

Oh, that does suck.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 03, 2008 5:59:27 am PDT #6280 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I agree with Jesse WRT to the job. Sometimes there are so many layers of hiring, and there are probably people out of the office this week.


tommyrot - Jul 03, 2008 6:02:05 am PDT #6281 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Ducklings in a Bathtub. Video.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 03, 2008 6:06:51 am PDT #6282 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I was supposed to have a meeting today with our new COO/IT person/Marketing Person/Money person, and he never came. Weirdly I don't have his number, but I know his phone has email so I sent him an e and never heard. WTF? Did I get the time wrong? I am sure it is not tomorrow, and I think he would have let me know yesterday if I missed a meeting yesterday.


tommyrot - Jul 03, 2008 6:13:23 am PDT #6283 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I don't think this guy's article is helping things....

Two years from now, in 2010, a large percentage of interstate travel, shipping and air carrier service will cease to function. I will explain that in a minute. The exact percentage is unknown, but I would think it is over 50 percent. Also, a massive failure of the banking system of the United States will put most business in dire jeopardy. Furthermore, without interstate trucking there will be sporadic food shipments in the United States. In short, 2010 is the year that the US ceases to function as a nation and splinters into dozens of isolated regions without energy or food or work. The outcome is rioting, looting, murder and fear of everything. The local, state and federal governments will be helpless because they cannot respond to the scene or enforcement is overwhelmed.

...

Using the astrology chart of the United States of America, the situation looks very grim for these investment banks perched as they are on a slender limb of creative finance. I have already been correct about the housing crisis/debt crisis of 2007 in terms of astrology analysis. And the topping off of housing prices in 2006, after years of rapid gains, was also predicted by the astrology. The dot com collapse of 2000 was again clearly evident in the astrology. By reason of consistency in predictive accuracy, I must conclude that the year 2010 is one more massive shock to the economy of our nation and, indeed, the entire world. I use the Gemini rising chart in case any reader is interested in that aspect of it.

"Using the astrology chart of the United States of America" - um... okaaayyyy....

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Gudanov - Jul 03, 2008 6:18:56 am PDT #6284 of 10003
Coding and Sleeping

Happy Birthday, sj!

I have to agree with the rest of the Monday votes. Sucks that there's a holiday right when you're doing this.