Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 10:23:24 am PDT #6092 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yes. Unless you're sure you'll be ready to pay them next April. And/or you wouldn't be able to survive on the smaller amount right now.

Aw, little boys who love the subway: [link]


megan walker - Jul 02, 2008 10:25:09 am PDT #6093 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Should I have Federal and State income tax withheld from my unemployment benefits?

Yes, because, in general, if you've worked at all during the year, they don't withhold enough overall because when you're on unemployment you are in the lowest tax bracket.


DavidS - Jul 02, 2008 10:32:44 am PDT #6094 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I never had my taxes taken out of my unemployement because I always considered it an arts grant and took the full amount and usually six months off. So my income went down and I didn't owe anything.

If you're planning on finding a job, though, and getting back to work before you exhaust your benefits then you should have the taxes taken out.


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 10:49:09 am PDT #6095 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. After years of not having a problem, my mail is getting returned to sender again. I found this out because a check addressed to me got returned to the sender. There was nothing wrong with the address, and my name/appt # is on list for my building.


shrift - Jul 02, 2008 10:55:15 am PDT #6096 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I really can't afford to take six months off. I have to pay rent, and unemployment won't stretch very far.

Am having taxes taken out. And getting a migraine from filing for unemployment.

Oh, and I have a job interview on Tuesday.


msbelle - Jul 02, 2008 10:56:35 am PDT #6097 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

fingers crossed for interview.


Jesse - Jul 02, 2008 11:01:25 am PDT #6098 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Good luck, shrift.

I don't know what the fuck I've been doing all day, but it certainly wasn't crossing things off my to-do list. I really hope we get out early tomorrow....


amych - Jul 02, 2008 11:01:32 am PDT #6099 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Interview-ma, shrift!


tommyrot - Jul 02, 2008 11:03:17 am PDT #6100 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh my. Apparently my post office is a portal to hell: [link]

I hope this place burns down and all of its employees with it. Mean? You bet you ass! my purse was stolen and my mail key with it. I couldn't get another mail key for a week. The idiot box postal man took it upon themselves to return all of my mail to the original senders. Now I have to contact every one of my utility companies/ credit cards/ magazine subscriptions/ netflix subscriptions to let them know that I still do reside at my address.

I spoke with the manager LYNN JOHNSON. What a f*cking B*tch. God I'm so pissed. Avoid this office at all costs! I should burn it down myself.

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I'm convinced this is a direct portal to hell. I've had multiple packages go missing, one of which (a poster box) was repeatedly stepped on and destroyed. In addition, the woman behind the counter was considering not accepting my credit card since it said Andy and my drivers license said Andrew.

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I hate them. Truly. My mail service is spotty (magazines go missing, mail is OPENED, and Netflix...well, if you fall under the Uptown Post Office, don't bother with this service, unless you want DVD pieces). I try to avoid this place at all costs...only to pick up packages (that are NEVER there)

Chicago has (I think) the worst mail delivery of any big US city. Looks like I've got an especially bad post office.


amych - Jul 02, 2008 11:07:40 am PDT #6101 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I think he has 101 hors d'ouevres somewhere, too.

Found it! [link]

Seriously. All y'all are invited to my party. And not just because there's going to be totally ridic amounts of food to use up, either.