I think that was the same story.
We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Jul 01, 2008 11:50:57 am PDT #5954 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Jul 01, 2008 11:57:30 am PDT #5955 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
pets in weddings is odd
I am in this category, myself.
I would posit that the upshot of the story is that many wild animals make crappy pets.
And that this isn't rocket science.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2008 12:10:24 pm PDT #5956 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I have friends whose dogs had wedding attire, but weren't actually at the wedding. I'll see if I can rustle up the pictures, because they are awesome.
Having originally missed the link to the chimp article, ita's post had me really alarmed for a moment.
God, me too!
erikaj - Jul 01, 2008 12:14:14 pm PDT #5957 of 10003
Always Anti-fascist!
I used to think I might do that, but it looks like a wedding is sufficiently Not Bloody Likely that it won't be an issue.
Jesse - Jul 01, 2008 12:16:47 pm PDT #5958 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ginger - Jul 01, 2008 12:27:10 pm PDT #5959 of 10003
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I think having Mr. Peabody biting the ankles of the guests would add excitement to a wedding, anyway.
Vortex - Jul 01, 2008 12:28:32 pm PDT #5960 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Ginger, wasn't there a recent story of somebody decapitated by a rollercoaster when they did something similar?
I think that was the same story.
I think that the same rollercoaster killed two people.
Sheryl - Jul 01, 2008 12:36:37 pm PDT #5961 of 10003
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
Never been to wedding where a pet participated. (I can think of one where the pet was featured on the wedding web site, but that's as far as it went)
Toddson - Jul 01, 2008 12:38:44 pm PDT #5962 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I remember seeing a wedding picture in the paper once - bride in her long white dress, groom in a tuxedo, and their dog (a golden retriever) in some kind of wedding attire. It was a cute picture ... can't remember if the dog was actually in the wedding.
Allyson - Jul 01, 2008 12:42:50 pm PDT #5963 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You know if Tim ever gets married, the beagles will probably be ring bearers. And then they'll run away with the rings, dive in the pool, and the rings will be lost somewhere in between the gates and the tower.
But they'll still be cute, and Tim will have to resort to twist ties from Wonder bread to tie the knot.
God. I hope he invites me.