I could squeeze you until you popped like warm champagne, and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more.

Fuffy ,'Storyteller'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


megan walker - Jun 30, 2008 1:26:48 pm PDT #5805 of 10003
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Just another way painkillers are like root beer.


amych - Jun 30, 2008 1:30:55 pm PDT #5806 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Ooh... painkillers and ice cream. Excellent idea!


Pix - Jun 30, 2008 1:31:22 pm PDT #5807 of 10003
The status is NOT quo.

shrift, I'm so sorry about the FUCKOS who clearly don't know how good they had it.

{{{Sue and Pico}}}

ita, I'm sorry you're dealing with yet more pain.


shrift - Jun 30, 2008 1:33:14 pm PDT #5808 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Shrift, do you do database stuff?

Er. It would depend. I'm probably not qualified.

In other news, I think I can file an unemployment claim online. Living in the future!


Vortex - Jun 30, 2008 1:37:14 pm PDT #5809 of 10003
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Okay, how about I try to get ahold of him and see what's what. I'll pass on the info, and if you're interested, put you together. I know that they're desperate, so you might be able to skate in ;) If you want to, that is.


Kat - Jun 30, 2008 1:43:10 pm PDT #5810 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Why'd I think aleve had caffeine?!

you were thinking of excedrin maybe?

It's inching towards 100 degrees and I'm in someone else's A/C. Hmmm... Gracie was super cute and giggly today. Noah made it clear he hates his OT, which I think is funny. AND I have 15 more days of summer school.

So it's not a day full of win for me, but I can find a bright side.


Sue - Jun 30, 2008 1:46:01 pm PDT #5811 of 10003
hip deep in pie

It's so horrible. And you know she's thinking "You might hate my dress, but I'm fucking Colin Firth and you're not."

Zing! I have to admit, that dress made me laugh, which I think was it's intended effect.


beth b - Jun 30, 2008 1:52:34 pm PDT #5812 of 10003
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I thought the dress was funny. I wouldn't wear it, but she did and made melaugh


shrift - Jun 30, 2008 2:23:58 pm PDT #5813 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Okay, how about I try to get ahold of him and see what's what. I'll pass on the info, and if you're interested, put you together.

That would be awesome, Vortex. Thank you.


Fay - Jun 30, 2008 2:42:12 pm PDT #5814 of 10003
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

OMG, shrift! Those shit-eating ratbastard cocksuckers! May they all develop anal warts and may their halitosis and unsightly nasal hairs send all their potential shags fleeing amid screams of horror! May they all stand in dogshit whilst wearing their favourite shoes! May they close doors on their hands, lose their keys and suffer a soul-destroying avalanche of small humiliations and frustrations before finally being run over by pig trucks and cursed to eternity as ghosts being bored to undeath.

On the other hand, I do trust that this is going to mean something FABULOUS awaits you around the corner.