WTF? How does it skip a day like that?
I've frequently had my worst stiffness from a workout skip a day.
Inara: Mal, this isn't the ancient sea. You don't have to go down with your ship. Mal: She ain't going down. She ain't going anywhere.
'Out Of Gas'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sean K - Jun 03, 2008 5:33:50 am PDT #580 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Matt the Bruins fan - Jun 03, 2008 5:40:55 am PDT #581 of 10003
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Jamie Oliver believes that women should abstain from sex with their husbands or boyfriends to punish them if they refuse to cook.
Yes, I'm sure blackmailing a spouse or significant other by withholding affection to get your way is a very effective manner of smoothing over disputes in a relationship.
Wouldn't just not cooking for them be a more effective manner of passive resistance with the bonus of not sending a mixed message about one's feelings? I think in the long run you're better off if they start sneaking out for food rather than the alternative.
Allyson - Jun 03, 2008 5:41:51 am PDT #582 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I think the assumption is that women have self-control, and men don't. They need to fuck in the same way that I need to pee after a large iced coffee and a long commute.
Or something ridic like that. It's the sort of argument used for why men rape women who wear no bra and/or short skirts. they can't "hold it." Like they have to pee really bad.
Nora Deirdre - Jun 03, 2008 5:47:55 am PDT #583 of 10003
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Thank you, Jamie Oliver, for further confirming my opinion of you being a total idiot and horse's ass.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2008 5:55:03 am PDT #584 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
New Yorker article on hangovers: A Few Too Many
Some words for hangover, like ours, refer prosaically to the cause: the Egyptians say they are “still drunk,” the Japanese “two days drunk,” the Chinese “drunk overnight.” The Swedes get “smacked from behind.” But it is in languages that describe the effects rather than the cause that we begin to see real poetic power. Salvadorans wake up “made of rubber,” the French with a “wooden mouth” or a “hair ache.” The Germans and the Dutch say they have a “tomcat,” presumably wailing. The Poles, reportedly, experience a “howling of kittens.” My favorites are the Danes, who get “carpenters in the forehead.”
tiggy - Jun 03, 2008 5:59:38 am PDT #585 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
hold music makes me want to rip my hair out.
ChiKat - Jun 03, 2008 6:00:18 am PDT #586 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Do you have a hair ache?
tiggy - Jun 03, 2008 6:11:26 am PDT #587 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Do you have a hair ache?
I will now! they've discontinued my favorite hair product, which is why they only shipped me one bottle. woe! now i guess i'll have to go on a hunting expedition to find all the remaining bottles in population.
shrift - Jun 03, 2008 6:11:49 am PDT #588 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ugh. What does one wear to a record release party at a club in Wicker Park?
Frankenbuddha - Jun 03, 2008 6:11:56 am PDT #589 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The Swedes get “smacked from behind.”
This doesn't make me go to a "hangover" place, especially if Swedes are involved.
My favorite phrase for a hangover was "a bear slept in my mouth last night, and he'd been drinking".