Gunn: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.

'Soul Purpose'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Atropa - Jun 30, 2008 8:09:58 am PDT #5715 of 10003
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Oh fuck, shrift, I'm so sorry. And very angry on your behalf.

Shrift, clearly, this is a sign that you should email your resume to me or Jilli and have us find you a job at the Empire.

YES. DO THIS. Come, join us at the Empire.


msbelle - Jun 30, 2008 8:10:07 am PDT #5716 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

what I need to do this afternoon: read through instructions to get my sign-off priveledges on a system, process invoices, enter contracts into database

what I want to do this afternoon: polish change on my toes, nap, read


meara - Jun 30, 2008 8:21:45 am PDT #5717 of 10003

Shrift, clearly, this is a sign that you should email your resume to me or Jilli and have us find you a job at the Empire.

Exactly!!! Because Dana is moving to Washington State!! It's a SIGN!!! doooooo eeeeeeeet!


msbelle - Jun 30, 2008 8:23:12 am PDT #5718 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I just spent way too much time looking up images and dates to support a discussion about Generra Hypercolor shirts. good lord. am old.


Scrappy - Jun 30, 2008 8:26:57 am PDT #5719 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

During a week in which so much is going wrong for our Buffistas, I offer this little slice of awesomeness. [link]


DavidS - Jun 30, 2008 8:28:27 am PDT #5720 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shrift! Those fucking disease raddled fuckholes!

I hate hate hate them for evilly squeezing documentation out of you before they canned you, and then without severance. What fuckery.

As someone who has been both laid off and fired, I will note that now is a good time to file for unemployment and do some writing (while you're job hunting).


DavidS - Jun 30, 2008 8:31:55 am PDT #5721 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Best part of that prank?

The then Dean of Caius, the late Rev Hugh Montefiore, had an inkling who was responsible and sent a congratulatory case of champagne to their staircase, while maintaining in public he knew nothing of the culprits.


Dana - Jun 30, 2008 8:33:20 am PDT #5722 of 10003
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Exactly!!! Because Dana is moving to Washington State!! It's a SIGN!!! doooooo eeeeeeeet!

Though that would be awesome, I'm pretty sure shrift is attached to Chicago. Like, emotionally, not physically.


Jesse - Jun 30, 2008 8:35:35 am PDT #5723 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Best part of that prank?

I was totally going to say the same thing.


JZ - Jun 30, 2008 8:35:45 am PDT #5724 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Oh, hell, shrift. What utter bullshit. But, yeah, what Frank said: it's going to be even more brute hell for the handful of people who are left doing everyone else's job. If there's no severance for any of you, there'll definitely be no goodies of any sort for those poor bastards.

Just, FUCK. What a weaselly, nasty, toad-licking pack of rabid assholes. I'm so sorry.

Though it must be conceded that shrift in Seattle would be an awe-inspiring thing to behold.