Also, for some reason she always called ses "making sex".

I have to say, I was only the expert because I read romance novels and watched soap operas, so my verion of sex involved a lot of "heaving bosoms" and throbbing amnhoods" I should be happy I didn't bring Jondalar's giant woman maker into it!

Tangentially, has anyone else every read Erica Jong's "Fanny"? I read that around that same 7th grade time period, and I am wondering if it was as full of sex of every shape and size as I remember.

I managed to find a copy of The Happy Hooker somewhere. Between that and romance novels, the warping was strong.

Is the Happy Hooker the wone by Xanderia Hollandsomething? Because I am pretty sure I read that too! I should have been the one of my 7th grade friends writing sex tips for Redbook, but alas, my early warping has lead to a pretty staid life....

Took the folks down to DC today. Was good, if warm. Only got a little snappish. Mega thunderstorm on the train ride home.

lisah is a cruel evil woman. Sending me pictures of something I can't reasonably do right now. So there! t /empty threat.

Also, if I have another thwarted escape to be alone moment, I might...I don't know. STOP FOLLOWING ME. I love you, but please.

Say hi to your folks for me, sara. And tell them I said to stop following you around.

Oh, and show them the Noah youtubes: [link]

Yeah, Sophia. I have one, in fact. Fanny is a prostitute in the middle. Lots of sexing. And writers. And pirates.

Distract them with the YouTube and run away!

I told you that my mother's main reaction to reading Allyson's book was to say, So I shouldn't come out with you when you go smoke? Heh.

ION, I was trying on knee-length shorts today, and I think they worked! Not the actual pairs, but the concept. Am I nuts, or are bermuda shorts actually surprisingly wearable?

I am currently wearing knee length Gramicci shorts. YMMV.

sara, I put up another kidvid on YouTube for you and the folks.