Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Shir - Jun 23, 2008 7:51:01 am PDT #4434 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Heh. It took a lot of explanations for me to understand the differences between the different words for whips and cremes English speakers use when I started reading and posting recipes in English. In Hebrew there are two words for all of those, and it's very confusing.

I don't know if this been posted here before, but I thought this might interest you.


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2008 7:51:31 am PDT #4435 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes, but it requires buying cream and then whipping it ... there was a time when (a) a natural product and (b) work were regarded as BAD things (this is the same time that gave us Jell-O and, um, everything).

Hey, Jello is natural. It's just sugar and cows' hooves. OK, and artificial color and flavor....


Jesse - Jun 23, 2008 7:51:57 am PDT #4436 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So I don't understand the niche that Cool Whip fills.

A similar niche to margarine, I'm thinking.


Sean K - Jun 23, 2008 7:52:57 am PDT #4437 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I'm still very sad. I keep thinking about how I woke up today in a world without George Carlin. He was one of the world's checks and balances.


msbelle - Jun 23, 2008 7:53:28 am PDT #4438 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

My grandmother who grew up on farms and ranches, had a homemade pie and cake in her house at most times I can remember, and made a dinner with meat, veggie (often grown in her garden) and bread every night - used cool whip through most of my childhood that I remember. I am not sure if it was the fact that she was only using a spoonful or two a day, or if it was that she considered the cream you could get at the grocery such an inferior product to what she grew up with that she didn;t think cool whip all that much worse. It really didn't jive with the rest of her though.


Jessica - Jun 23, 2008 7:55:43 am PDT #4439 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm still very sad. I keep thinking about how I woke up today in a world without George Carlin. He was one of the world's checks and balances.

House Next Door is gathering clips and obits. I think I love this comment the best:

Anybody who says anything like "He's in a better place" or "He's with the angels" or "God rest his soul" never really listened to a word he said and can go fuck themselves.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 23, 2008 7:56:13 am PDT #4440 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I really only eat real whipped cream now, but as a kid I had no idea it even existed-- seriously. We also only ate margarine, canned vegetables, Potato Buds, Minute Rice velveeta cheese, gravy that came in a package that says "brown" etc, etc. My grandmother would also occasionally prepare Spam WITH CLOVES, LIKE A HAM.

Or you would have roast beef one night. The next night we would have roast beef sandwiches. Then roast beef pieces in "brown" gravy over potatoes or rice. Then maybe Roast beef, potatoes and gravy in a dish with bisquick on top from the oven. THEN, Roast beef hash with potatoes and peppers put through a meat grinder.

Then the same thing the next week with a ham.

We actually did have fresh stuff in the summer because we lived next door to a farm.


Sean K - Jun 23, 2008 8:00:38 am PDT #4441 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Anybody who says anything like "He's in a better place" or "He's with the angels" or "God rest his soul" never really listened to a word he said and can go fuck themselves.

Actually, this quote makes me hope the Westboro Baptist idiots picket his funeral so that everybody in attendance just starts laughing uncontrollably at them and walks over to tell them how absolutely hilarious George would have found that. And calls them idiots. And laughs at them more. And then walk away laughing.


msbelle - Jun 23, 2008 8:10:51 am PDT #4442 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I grew up on margarine and had to adjust to the taste of butter when I came to NY. What was/is considered the benefit of margarine?


tommyrot - Jun 23, 2008 8:12:13 am PDT #4443 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What was/is considered the benefit of margarine?

Soft enough to spread when taken out of the fridge?