When riding in a car on the highway, I feel compelled to imagine a ball bouncing over each telephone/electrical pole in succession. Uneven spacing is a serious problem, as the imagined ball is sort of sluggish. This will go on until I start grinding my teeth and eventually force myself to stop.

Heh. I do this sorta, only bouncing with my tongue, back and forth.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Sue, but it was following you.

Funny quiz: Which inflammatory pastor are you?

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Sue, but it was following you.

In fact, it still is...

Towels on towel bars must be squarely hung with the same length on both sides of the bar.

Well, duh.

Did I say this the last time we were talking about annoying elevator behavior? The people who go to get off when the doors open on 3 to let me on (going down) really confuse me, because it must mean they aren't counting the bells that go off as the car goes past each floor, and who doesn't do that???

What amazes me about a lot of those is the specific detail involved.

Hey I have a question for anyone with experience in such areas: How do you get rid of a wasps' nest? We have one on our back porch. I'm not too worried yet because so far they've been well behaved neighbors, but I don't want them taking up permanent residence.

Towels on towel bars must be squarely hung with the same length on both sides of the bar.

Otherwise Patrick Bergin turns up a beats the snot out of you.

I hate to be the one to break this to you, Sue, but it was following you.

I know, and then it would stop and lurk outside the house for most of the night!

At least it didn't kill me in my sleep.