Gwen: Demon, OK? The whole nine—cloven feet and horns and teeth. He wasn't wearing lamé though. Lorne: Yeah, the evil ones can't pull it off. It gets camp.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2008 2:34:51 pm PDT #3855 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There's no point paying attention to this guy, except that this is so bizarre: Obama Accuser Larry Sinclair Holds Stupefying Press Conference

It is not often that a political reporter can claim to have witnessed the single most stupefying event on any single day, what with the diversity of inanity on display from coast to coast in an election year. But today, I feel confident laying claim to that dubious distinction, for I attended Larry Sinclair's Wednesday press conference at the National Press Club.

The event began less than auspiciously for Mr. Sinclair -- who has gained Internet notoriety by spreading wild accusations regarding gay sex, drugs and possible murder committed by Barack Obama -- as National Press Club staff took pains to remove the association's logo from behind the podium where Sinclair was set to speak. (Politico's Ben Smith today detailed Sinclair's "27-year criminal record, with a specialty in crimes involving deceit.")

Of course, the club had made clear for some time that it should not be viewed as endorsing Mr. Sinclair's claims simply for having agreed to host his mind-numbingly preposterous litany -- heavens, no! All that could be said for the institution was that it was happy to rent out its space to anyone who might be willing to pay in order to switch on the microphone.

And pay Sinclair did -- for the venue and its microphone, as well as for a kilted lawyer (with a suspended license) named Montgomery Blair Sibley, who informed those assembled that his preferences in dress were arrived at as a way to secure comfort for his unusually large sexual organs. "I don't know why men wear pants," he said with a poker face. "It's a function of male genitalia. If you're size normal or smaller, you're probably comfortable with [pants]. ... Those at the other end of the spectrum find them quite confining."

"I asked him to wear a suit and tie," Mr. Sinclair said ruefully. Then, he admitted to suffering from a brain tumor.

More at the link....


DavidS - Jun 18, 2008 2:40:45 pm PDT #3856 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Brain tumors and kilted cocksmen!


ChiKat - Jun 18, 2008 2:44:24 pm PDT #3857 of 10003
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

For msbelle, here's my Umbrella farm workspace.

That's just plain hysterical.


DavidS - Jun 18, 2008 2:46:08 pm PDT #3858 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

That's just plain hysterical.

I only got one row in that shot. There are actually two rows of umbrella cubes with an aisle down the middle.

It's cleared out a bit since last week when space opened up elsewhere.


lori - Jun 18, 2008 2:53:00 pm PDT #3859 of 10003

Cool bumbershoot farm!

Was this posted yet? Gays Marry, World Does Not End


Strega - Jun 18, 2008 2:56:54 pm PDT #3860 of 10003

Wow, and wow. Is there any chance that Larry Sinclair used to work at the umbrella farm? I might have (more) trouble with reality after a few days of that.


sarameg - Jun 18, 2008 3:13:07 pm PDT #3861 of 10003

I am so very unamused with this apartment mgmt right now, it isn't even funny. I'm having fantasies about supervising the repairwork with a gun and a whip.

At least it is cool out. For now.


Jesse - Jun 18, 2008 3:19:59 pm PDT #3862 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

For msbelle, here's my Umbrella farm workspace.

Woah. I mean, not as weird as the missing feet or the crazy press conference people, but still.


tommyrot - Jun 18, 2008 3:34:40 pm PDT #3863 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Where is all this cat fur coming from? No way is it all coming from one cat; there must be a half-dozen more cats here I don't know about....


sarameg - Jun 18, 2008 3:38:06 pm PDT #3864 of 10003

Cat fur probably a form of dark matter.

The umbrella farm is just....sad. Goofy, too, but man, talk about evidence of mgmt not caring.