Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.
Yeah, this one is more likely to scare the wackaloons than reassure them.
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2008 7:18:31 am PDT #3776 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 7:18:51 am PDT #3777 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.
Somebody needs to code these into a "Barack Obama Facts" site a la Chuck Norris.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 18, 2008 7:21:06 am PDT #3778 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Somebody needs to code these into a "Barack Obama Facts" site a la Chuck Norris.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
The AWSOMENESS of Obama's PATRIOTISM will DOMINATE YOUR FACE!
Tom Scola - Jun 18, 2008 7:22:38 am PDT #3779 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
There already is When Obama Wins.
Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 7:23:00 am PDT #3780 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
"Teach the Controversy" t-shirts
Ooh, I want the turtles/elephants one!
Jesse - Jun 18, 2008 7:25:50 am PDT #3781 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I also enjoy Barack Obama is your new bicycle.
Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 7:28:58 am PDT #3782 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Barack Obama is your new bicycle.
THAT's the one I was trying to think of - thank you.
Allyson - Jun 18, 2008 7:45:28 am PDT #3783 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Ha!
Sam from Sherman Oaks, CA gave in honor of Ms. Awesome from Los Angeles, CA on June 18, 2008
Hee.
Kat - Jun 18, 2008 8:00:56 am PDT #3784 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh, that's adorable! You ARE Ms. Awesome!
Allyson - Jun 18, 2008 8:12:48 am PDT #3785 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I totally filled out the form.