Uncool, non-drinking, non-partying, virgins are the last people its ok to mock!

Why just a few generations ago millions were slaughtered! In our own country they were dragged in the streets if they even looked at a cool, drunk, partying slutty woman!

No... wait...

This picture is so adorable. Brides! Babies! What's not to love?

Brides! Babies! What's not to love?

wow, what a beautiful family! I love that baby's dress!

That is a beautiful family - I love the baby's name, "Zadia."

I like this article about a company that makes interchangeable cake toppers, so you can mix and match the gender/ethnicity of the groom(s) and/or bride(s). They even have two options for bride figures--traditional gown and tailored suit.

Favorite sign from down at SF City Hall today? "Find your own happiness, don't steal ours."

I don't understand that. Is there like a finite amount of happiness? Wouldn't any other couple marrying make another couple less happy, then? WTF?

aw ... George Takei is married.

I have a quick question. The only way to get my iTunes songs (that have already been purchased, not that I am about to, or may in the future purchased) onto another machine that is not a Mac to be burned to a cd, is to burn it to a cd, then rip to the non-Mac laptop, right?

Now, surgery to reduce height I can understand....

I'm missing something here.

Or does this have to do with the missing feet somewhere?

Lady, take me off hold. I've forgotten why I called you in the first place, and I suddenly need to wash my hands. I hate suddenly needing to wash my hands.

I don't understand that. Is there like a finite amount of happiness? Wouldn't any other couple marrying make another couple less happy, then? WTF?

I think it's just the opposite. There's plenty of happiness out there--just because we're happy doesn't mean you can't be (i.e., don't use your own bitterness to bring us down.)