I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?

Mal ,'Out Of Gas'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jun 16, 2008 7:43:29 am PDT #3344 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nope, they're currently only offering cherry, grape, and vine-on. (And when I was ordering yesterday, they had run out of both grape and vine-on.)


Hil R. - Jun 16, 2008 7:44:24 am PDT #3345 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I can think in the metric system for small quantities, like the sizes we dealt with in science classes, but not for bigger quantities.

I woke up achy all over. My back, my shoulders, my arms, my neck, and achy. Must have slept funny or something.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 16, 2008 7:47:11 am PDT #3346 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I has tomatoes.

I went to the public market and bought directly from a farmer, though.

I cannot think in the metric system at all, which is sort of a pain because I think it would be easier to adjust sewing patterns if things were divisible by 10. But I am really good at dividing 1/4's of inches.


Nilly - Jun 16, 2008 7:48:23 am PDT #3347 of 10003
Swouncing

We convert back and forth all the time!

Wow, that's such a layer of difficulty - not the converting, of course, but the not-having-intuition-regarding-sizes. I know that I need to convert in my head before I can even begin to imagine how large a whatever-inches-long something is. It's like I need to count in another language - I know the numbers, but I wanna say them in the *right* way (which is, of course, Hebrew).

My mom, after more than 30 years in Israel and in Hebrew, still counts in French.

Someone once commented that if the US ever converts to the metric system the only people who'll be comfortable with it will be scientists and drug dealers.

Hee.

Insert obligatory fresh-tomatoes-are-evil remark here. I hope it at least sends some ~ma Dana's way, because IIRC she is very right in thinking that, too.


Jesse - Jun 16, 2008 7:49:24 am PDT #3348 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Insert obligatory fresh-tomatoes-are-evil remark here.

Oh yeah, you would be thrilled!


Nilly - Jun 16, 2008 7:52:35 am PDT #3349 of 10003
Swouncing

Oh yeah, you would be thrilled!

Well, I love it when I have stuff from my salad to joyfully share with everyone I may be eating with, so the existence of tomatoes is not entirely evil in and of itself. But since usually I'm ignorant of the possibility of purchasing - let alone eating - such vile things, I wouldn't notice it if they're completely gone from the markets.

In short, there are plenty of tomatoes here. I wish I could share them with all y'all who miss them.


amych - Jun 16, 2008 7:53:16 am PDT #3350 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I can think in the metric system for small quantities, like the sizes we dealt with in science classes, but not for bigger quantities.

Same here. Also, very large ones. I think (warning! science-free speculation ahead!) that we form pretty deeply ingrained notions of the kinds of measures we use from day to day -- I have a gut feeling for what it is to be THIS height, or to walk THAT far, and the labels for those things (not the exact height, but the kind of range people happen in) are something I've known for almost as long as I've known stuff. Whereas something measured in microns? Whatever, call it whatever you want, since it's a step removed anyway; and so the translation from familiar to unfamiliar units isn't part of the process.


billytea - Jun 16, 2008 7:54:31 am PDT #3351 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I can think in the metric system for small quantities, like the sizes we dealt with in science classes, but not for bigger quantities.

Australia converted to metric not long before I was born, which meant that Imperial measures were still in common usage while I was growing up. As a result I'm fairly comfortable with both systems.


Toddson - Jun 16, 2008 7:57:16 am PDT #3352 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

When I went to the farmers' market last week, they had a big sign saying, "None of our tomatoes have even VISITED Florida".


lisah - Jun 16, 2008 8:01:10 am PDT #3353 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

"None of our tomatoes have even VISITED Florida".

I thought Florida tomatoes were supposed to be okay. Did they figure out where the bad ones are coming from?

I really only eat grape tomatoes so it hasn't affected me too much.