I should have added "FUCKOS!" in honor of Rio (who I also miss).
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Jun 13, 2008 8:46:18 am PDT #3002 of 10003
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Tom Scola - Jun 13, 2008 8:48:44 am PDT #3003 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
I'm waiting to see if I need to go to work tomorrow.
JZ - Jun 13, 2008 8:50:15 am PDT #3004 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Go JZ! Also, your reasoning about your staying power cracks me up.
Your turn will come. In the next two or so years, you'll find yourself looking at, probably not the worst of your students, but the average misbehavers, and privately rolling your eyes and thinking, "Last night I had someone scream so long and so hard he threw up all over my lap because I didn't want him to go to bed with his shoes on. Your little snit is very...little."
Jessica - Jun 13, 2008 8:51:29 am PDT #3005 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Dude. I have a toddler and I'm step-parenting a pre-adolescent. I am used to not only saying the same thing in cheerful robotic tones for hours on end, I'm used to doing so while being wept and snotted on, audibly sneered at, and having tiny heels drummed into my kidneys. You're no toddler and definitely no preadolescent boy. Believe me, you will get tired of hearing the same thing over and over LONG before I get tired of saying it. Don't even try to outlast me.
Haha - suck it, DP! Mom FTW!
Kat - Jun 13, 2008 8:51:53 am PDT #3006 of 10003
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Aims - Jun 13, 2008 8:52:20 am PDT #3007 of 10003
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Total Mom FTW!!
tommyrot - Jun 13, 2008 8:53:48 am PDT #3008 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Who would win in a fight between a bald eagle and a swan? [link]
The swan apparently got away. What's weird is the swan in these pictures weighs about 20 lbs, and the bald eagle attacking it (apparently to kill for food) weighs about 10 lbs.
Oh, and the fight happened in midair.
lisah - Jun 13, 2008 8:54:59 am PDT #3009 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate
Believe me, you will get tired of hearing the same thing over and over LONG before I get tired of saying it. Don't even try to outlast me.
That is QUITE the useful super power! go, you!!!
What are you doing this weekend, SUCKERS?!@?!
Tonight cleaning the inside of my fridge. Possibly doing some other cleaning if I can summon the strength. Maybe doing some laundry (incl. the clothes that were on the floor of my closet that a cat took it upon himself to pee on. fucking cats).
Tomorrow going to farmer's market, maybe walking there, and hanging out with my Very Pregnant friend. In the evening being Door Boss at the rollerderby bout.
Sunday, Organize my new kitchen. Go to Target to pick up things kitchen/bathroom still needs. Maybe to TJ's to restock.
Jessica - Jun 13, 2008 8:55:30 am PDT #3010 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
DavidS - Jun 13, 2008 8:55:41 am PDT #3011 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did we not guess the quote yet?
This weekend: Emmett's got a tournament in Burlingame, but I'm kind of burned out on baseball. I might just go down for one day.
Also, I'll be working on the route for the Tom Waits Bus Tour I'm doing with Kim in Los Angeles.