Wesley: Feng Shui. Gunn: Right. What's that mean again? Wesley: That people will believe anything. Actually, in this place, Feng Shui will probably have enormous significance. I'll align my furniture the wrong way and suddenly catch fire or turn into a pudding.

'Conviction (1)'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Shir - Jun 13, 2008 8:22:14 am PDT #2989 of 10003
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Everybody's weight varies about 5 lbs throughout the day.
I am the amazing size-shifting person. Not that a lot of people notice (unless they're too polite to say something. No, wait, then they wouldn't be my friends), but I lose/gain 10-20 pounds per week. I don't know how or why it happens, it doesn't seem to have any sort of correlation regarding to what I eat (and therefore, any sort of diet that lasts less than 2 months won't show results - I'm guessing, I'm a thin person and never had the kind of self discipline it takes for one to be on a diet). So how do I know I much I weight? or how much it changes? I don't. The 2-3 different sizes of pants and shirts in my closet tells me it is so.

So I find that checking my weight is usually kind of useless. The last time I checked (about a month ago) it was 110 pounds, and I'm guessing I'm between 100-120.


msbelle - Jun 13, 2008 8:30:21 am PDT #2990 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

PEOPLE!!!

What are you doing this weekend, SUCKERS?!@?!

t /I miss Rio


lisah - Jun 13, 2008 8:31:22 am PDT #2991 of 10003
Punishingly Intricate

The 2-3 different sizes of pants and shirts in my closet tells me it is so.

Well, my weight is pretty stable and I have this too. I currently wear size 12, 10, and 8 jeans regularly.


Allyson - Jun 13, 2008 8:31:37 am PDT #2992 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Scoreboard

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tommyrot - Jun 13, 2008 8:34:07 am PDT #2993 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Folks with cars might want to bookmark this: [link]

A blog I frequent has this to say:

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Also good if you're considering buying a used car that has stuff needing to be fixed....


JZ - Jun 13, 2008 8:34:25 am PDT #2994 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Work triumph!

Spent much of yesterday afternoon (in between wrestling with 11 months' worth of budget reconciliations -- thanks again, inept predecessors!) dealing with a Difficult Patient. DP has many, many issues, is convinced that everyone at the hospital is either indifferent or hostile to DP, and lives close enough that DP frequently stops by to personally pester us about pointless things.

Yesterday DP stopped by to pick up a prescription to send in to a mail-in pharmacy, which sucked up a good hour of everyone's time. This morning I came in to a voicemail from DP, saying in hushed tones that there were "problems" with the written prescription but that "I can't leave you a message because it will get too complicated, just please call me before nine."

I called; DP wanted some inconsequential change to how something was phrased; I said fine, come by and pick it up. The NP in charge of writing them up heard about it, @@ed fiercely, and said, "Not an issue, DP is worrying about nothing, the pharmacy won't care, tell DP just to send it in as is and if there's a problem I'll call the pharmacy and yell at them about it myself."

I called, and spent 15 minutes with DP trying to make me agree with DP that the NP was a horrible villain. "So, what you're saying is that I should send it in as is because she refuses?" "No, you can send it in as is because it's not a problem. They'll be perfectly happy with it. She'll handle it personally if there is a problem, but there won't be." "So you're saying she refuses?" Repeat x eleventy billion.

Dude. I have a toddler and I'm step-parenting a pre-adolescent. I am used to not only saying the same thing in cheerful robotic tones for hours on end, I'm used to doing so while being wept and snotted on, audibly sneered at, and having tiny heels drummed into my kidneys. You're no toddler and definitely no preadolescent boy. Believe me, you will get tired of hearing the same thing over and over LONG before I get tired of saying it. Don't even try to outlast me.

DP finally gave in and meekly promised to send it in as is, and thanked me for all my help. NP is in awe of me.

Triumph!


Tamara - Jun 13, 2008 8:40:58 am PDT #2995 of 10003
You know, we could experiment and cancel football.

I'm now in awe of JZ as well.


Sue - Jun 13, 2008 8:41:12 am PDT #2996 of 10003
hip deep in pie

What are you doing this weekend, SUCKERS?!@?!

Farmer's Market, Yard Sales, and George's Island. [link]

Okay, out of the dozen people who work on my floor, I am the only one here! Supposedly two others are at meetings, but I am suspicious of one of those. (she often books meetings and goes out for long lunches.) This is not inspiring me to get work done, but I have to revise some guidelines by the end of the day, because I am off on Monday.


Scrappy - Jun 13, 2008 8:41:47 am PDT #2997 of 10003
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Bravo, JZ!


msbelle - Jun 13, 2008 8:41:58 am PDT #2998 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

JZ for the win.

I have a long ongoing work saga that seems to be ending in a fail.

there is a copier/printer that is supposed to double side print. The ONLY printer than can do so for us. Using the setting for double side printing on the computer, however, does not get you double sided copies.

I have reported it. Been told it is fixed. Tried again to no success. Reported it again. Been ignored. Asked on status. Was just told that the help line was going to be provided to ME since apparently the person whose job it is CAN'T MANAGE IT!!!