I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jun 08, 2008 2:32:47 pm PDT #1888 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Shit. The Mets are getting swept by the fucking Padres.

A's got swept by their bitter rivals, the Angels.

Matilda is napping. Emmett's playing nintendo and watching HIMYM.

I'm going to have a beer.


aurelia - Jun 08, 2008 2:44:43 pm PDT #1889 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

seiche warning

How bizarre. I'd never heard of that.


tommyrot - Jun 08, 2008 2:52:50 pm PDT #1890 of 10003
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

How bizarre. I'd never heard of that.

It's a wonder all us Chicagoistas have not been carried off by seiches....


Jesse - Jun 08, 2008 2:53:24 pm PDT #1891 of 10003
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is so odd!


aurelia - Jun 08, 2008 2:57:46 pm PDT #1892 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

And I like walking on the break walls!


flea - Jun 08, 2008 2:59:22 pm PDT #1893 of 10003
information libertarian

mr. flea's cousin in Indiana sent us a picture of the immense catfish he found lying on the sidewalk (after their flooding). It really needs to be made a Lolfish, captioned, "Whut?"

All we've got for wacky weather is the 4rd day in a row of near 100 degrees. And two more coming. And 90s for the rest of the week. I hate the South.


Sophia Brooks - Jun 08, 2008 3:03:25 pm PDT #1894 of 10003
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I wonder how you pronounce "seiche"?

I just watched that Natalie Portman rapping on SNL video, and I don't think it is funny at all. I didn't even smile. I think I will go rewatch 'Dick in a Box".


P.M. Marc - Jun 08, 2008 3:09:52 pm PDT #1895 of 10003
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Lee! You should text me randomly!


aurelia - Jun 08, 2008 3:11:26 pm PDT #1896 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

This pronounces it for you, Sophia.

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msbelle - Jun 08, 2008 3:13:12 pm PDT #1897 of 10003
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was so productive while mac played. He wanted to do computer games, not play with me, so I:

put away all his summer clothes
put the rest of his winter/cool weather clothes into storage thing
vacuumed my room
made his bed with new sheets
and folded two sets of sheets.

YAY! now collapse for storytime.