You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Jun 05, 2008 7:06:29 pm PDT #1418 of 10003
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

and it's not like breath play is the only way to kill yourself during sex. (says the girl who has performed oral sex on the driver of a moving vehicle)


billytea - Jun 05, 2008 7:07:52 pm PDT #1419 of 10003
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Are they poisonous like everything else in Australia?

Well, one of them is called Viper... Interestingly, there are no vipers native to Australia.

I can't be the onluy person who immediately thought of 'dogs marking territory,' an I?

I actually went to a brown hyena place, whose anal glands can produce two different kinds of marks with different durations, allowing them to indicate both their territory and their day-to-day activities.

and it's not like breath play is the only way to kill yourself during sex. (says the girl who has performed oral sex on the driver of a moving vehicle)

Were you in the vehicle at the time? Because I think I know how to make it more dangerous.


§ ita § - Jun 05, 2008 7:12:02 pm PDT #1420 of 10003
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There's supposed to be a physiological high to being choked out that is different from the fantasy of being choked. The dicey moment is, of course, when is time to stop. There's that thing with the lemon where too much makes your jaws clench, so if you have a lemon in your mouth it squirts citric acid into your system which revives you and gives you a chance to unhook yourself.

Don't ask me.

Not gonna try it.

says the girl who has performed oral sex on the driver of a moving vehicle

Perhaps a good time for a hand job, because at least you can tell for yourself when to stop.


Torque - Jun 05, 2008 7:14:51 pm PDT #1421 of 10003
Bad Wolf

Is it just me or does everyone have sex on the mind tonight (Bitches too, that is).

  • frustrated*


Laga - Jun 05, 2008 7:16:22 pm PDT #1422 of 10003
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I think I know how to make it more dangerous

well there was that time I figured out I could straddle him in the driver's seat of the GTI... then we realized we were on a toll road.


Torque - Jun 05, 2008 7:17:15 pm PDT #1423 of 10003
Bad Wolf

then we realized we were on a toll road.

Classic, well it should be anyway.


Sean K - Jun 05, 2008 7:22:36 pm PDT #1424 of 10003
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Were you in the vehicle at the time? Because I think I know how to make it more dangerous.

t /Chasing Amy


Burrell - Jun 05, 2008 7:28:55 pm PDT #1425 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sorry for coming in here without anything to add to the current convo (as choking so not my cup of tea. DH is about to go take out that wasps nest. We're both a bit preoccupied right now, him more than me (understandably). I feel a bit guilty about making him do it, except that I'm a wimp.


meara - Jun 05, 2008 7:30:32 pm PDT #1426 of 10003

Heh. Well, um, to stay on topic:

Please do not choke on any wasps, Burell. Please also do not get stung by so many wasps as to seem to choke. Also, do not get stung by wasps and need medical attention, like people who choke. Do love your husband, like people who have sex, with or without choking.

This message approved by a buffista who is not running for president.


Burrell - Jun 05, 2008 7:51:02 pm PDT #1427 of 10003
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Poor DH is really so very grumpy, not that I blame him. If it were me, I'd be all high strung and whiny.

Oooh, I hear the shop vac, I hope it's working.