Yay auntie shrift and impending nieceling!
Sorry, Captain. I'm real sorry. I shoulda kept better care of her. Usually she lets me know when something's wrong. Maybe she did, I just wasn't paying attention...
Kaylee ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 59: Dominate Your Face!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
amych - Jun 05, 2008 9:23:52 am PDT #1281 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
aurelia - Jun 05, 2008 9:27:33 am PDT #1282 of 10003
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Life is too short to read douchebaggy books written by douchebags.
In this case, it might be to short to even read the title.
...And Have Perfect Singing Voices, Violet Eyes, and Are Loved by Everyone!
And Scola for the win! You just gave me a good laugh.
Congrats, Auntie Shrift!
shrift - Jun 05, 2008 9:28:24 am PDT #1283 of 10003
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
When I have a break from the madness, I need to start shopping for baby stuff. I was just telling my sister that I might need to buy a onesie that said "Daddy's Half-Pint" next to a picture of a beer mug.
Kathy A - Jun 05, 2008 9:33:06 am PDT #1284 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I bought my stepsister's new baby girl a onesie that has the Shakespeare quote, "Though she be but little, she is FIERCE."
Cashmere - Jun 05, 2008 9:34:00 am PDT #1285 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
I keep meaning to get one of those for Liv.
DavidS - Jun 05, 2008 9:36:30 am PDT #1286 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
"Though she be but little, she is FIERCE."
Matilda's more of a, "Though she but little, she is rather ironic for a toddler. Possibly pre-verbally snarky."
tiggy - Jun 05, 2008 9:37:34 am PDT #1287 of 10003
I do believe in killing the messenger, you know why? Because it sends a message. ~ Damon Salvatore
Of course now I'm craving queso dip.
sorry about that.
congratulations, auntie shrift! being an aunt is way sweeter than being a mom in my book.
JZ - Jun 05, 2008 9:37:53 am PDT #1288 of 10003
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
It's a woman! It's a baby woman! (tm Doonesbury)
::loves flea to bits::
Yay shrift's niecelet!
Much, much surgery~ma to Kat's dad, and ~ma in general to the whole family. Also cold, icy glares of "Sit down, shut up and behave" to Kat's classroom.
That book is, like, nine stops past ridiculous. It makes Jonah Goldberg's recent opus look (almost) sober and reasonable, and I didn't think such a thing was possible.
Nilly - Jun 05, 2008 9:41:37 am PDT #1289 of 10003
Swouncing
"Though she but little, she is rather ironic for a toddler. Possibly pre-verbally snarky."
I think I need details and explanations for that sentence. Probably with pictures, if possible.
Ta, ever so.
Jessica - Jun 05, 2008 9:43:15 am PDT #1290 of 10003
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hooray for the new Shriftette!