I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - May 29, 2008 4:35:46 am PDT #944 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

So, who's got a good guacamole recipe?


hippocampus - May 29, 2008 4:37:10 am PDT #945 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

vw - I do, if you're talking about eating it, not wearing it? (though I'm good at that too)


vw bug - May 29, 2008 4:37:50 am PDT #946 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Yeah. It's for eating. It's for the big party tomorrow night.


Sparky1 - May 29, 2008 4:41:08 am PDT #947 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

"different" folks

I have to say, I do have a little quibble with parents who use this vocabulary with the kids without elaboration. I know it's almost impossible to avoid, but I feel like if they tell the kid I'm "different" there's an implied "different from normal" and the short hand ends up being categories of normal/not normal. So I love to hear the parent say something like, "look at all the people in the store, almost no one is the exact same height! Everyone is different!"

I hope that makes sense.

Sox, how did your mom react to Iris telling her she was going to die soon?


Tom Scola - May 29, 2008 4:42:44 am PDT #948 of 10001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

So, who's got a good guacamole recipe?

Chipotle's does!

But I don't know what it is.


Torque - May 29, 2008 4:49:14 am PDT #949 of 10001
Bad Wolf

Simple is best...

Chop up some Tomatoes, Onions, Seranno/Jalepeno peppers to taste and add some lime and salt. Mash up your Avocado and add the former and mix it in. I don't have any real proportions since I usually kinda wing it. But then again, I'm half Mexican and that half never writes down recipes.


sj - May 29, 2008 4:53:33 am PDT #950 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hey! My post disappeared when I hit post!

They wanna keep me! Benes, vacation...a JOB!

Yay, MM.

When I make guacamole I usually use 3-4 avocado, 1-2 limes depending on size, a little chopped onion, and some salt and pepper. Very simple.


hippocampus - May 29, 2008 4:54:19 am PDT #951 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Sox, how did your mom react to Iris telling her she was going to die soon?

you are familiar with the Church Lady from SNL?

So, who's got a good guacamole recipe?

this is the simplest guac recipe I have, and also my favorite. If you want to spice it up, add a little jalapeno (diced) and some tomatoes (chopped) -

- 3-4 ripe avocados
- 1/4 tsp fresh lemon juice
- 2 cloves garlic, minced (I like this better than onions ::ducks:: - shallots are also good to try)
- kosher salt to taste

in medium-sized bowl, mash first four ingredients with fork until mostly smooth (too-smooth guac is spooky IMHO).

apply chips.


Dana - May 29, 2008 4:57:01 am PDT #952 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

Tomatoes DO NOT BELONG in guacamole.

If you ask me.


hippocampus - May 29, 2008 4:57:56 am PDT #953 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

::sits with Dana::