Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 28, 2008 6:46:43 pm PDT #915 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

I have a mondo box of Goldfish in the trunk of my car, that I forgot to bring in!

I hope that's not the same box of Goldfish that was in your trunk last summer.


omnis_audis - May 28, 2008 6:48:51 pm PDT #916 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

last summer was raisins. And no, new box I got from the store Monday and thought would be better for tech rehearsal than in my apartment, but forgot to bring in.


Burrell - May 28, 2008 7:17:13 pm PDT #917 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Susan, I was going to suggest some nuts and dried fruit, but I see you already thought of that. When I was stuck with the low carb-no sugar cleanse I found that nuts were the perfect substitute snack. They also have fat and protein in them so they actually make you feel a bit full.


NoiseDesign - May 28, 2008 7:27:35 pm PDT #918 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

Thing is, he's not talking about Goldfish crackers, he means actual goldfish.


Laga - May 28, 2008 7:36:52 pm PDT #919 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

lieutenant, your goldfish are already dead.


NoiseDesign - May 28, 2008 7:38:46 pm PDT #920 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

This is an ex-parrot.


omnis_audis - May 28, 2008 7:44:54 pm PDT #921 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: puzzled look ::


omnis_audis - May 28, 2008 8:03:02 pm PDT #922 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

y'all disappoint me! Why has nobody talked about this yet? [link]


billytea - May 28, 2008 8:12:45 pm PDT #923 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

y'all disappoint me! Why has nobody talked about this yet?

For myself, it's because I'm too busy goggling at this tale: [link]


beth b - May 28, 2008 8:25:10 pm PDT #924 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I read that seconds ago,omnis. made me smile.

billytea's link , made me laugh and laugh