Botox face is So Ugly and freaky and "Gee, she's had a lot of work done," to me I can't believe anyone would choose it. (Now, maybe some actresses have it done and aim for a nice, subtle result that I wouldn't recognize, but there's a woman on our local news desk who can't make expressions. And when I look at her face and marvel, I'm not thinking she looks great. You know?)

shit!! The big bag of white cheese I grabbed in the store wasn't mozzerella! So do I make a monterey jack pizza??? Fuck! I'm hungry.

So do I make a monterey jack pizza???

Yes!!!!!

Monterey jack is great on pizza.

Drunk driver who hit sign in Rhode Island? [link]

Blood Alcohol content of .491

And he is still alive.

Whoosh.

So do I make a monterey jack pizza???

Sure!

It'll still taste good.

One of the jokes in the movie Zohan was that he had an enormous package which was revealed to be mostly pubic hair. He claimed that the women loved the extra cushioning effect.

The amount of pubic hair varies wildly from individual to individual. I've been with women who were naturally hairless down there and with women who've had great thickets of pubic hair which would've kept Sleeping Beauty safe.

I have no association with naked pubes and pre-adolesence - probably because I didn't see many prepubescent girls nude until Matilda. So I associate that look with porn.

As for preference, I fall into the Buffista Majority of liking a trimmed bush best. It's easier to go down on somebody that's got a neatly trimmed puss and trimming is a fun leisure time activity for two.

So I associate that look with porn.

I wonder though, at what point did the fully bald look become commonplace within the, shall we say, entertainment industry? I mean, I remember my brother's Penthouse mags from the mid and late 80s having women who were trimmed but still had hair.

And I'll never forget Robin Williams' Live at the Met, which I think is from '85, referring to porn flicks as "industrial films covered in fur."

pizza is cooked and consumed. It was good. Not AIFG good, but good. Not a waste of cheese or pizza crust.

Speaking of AIFG, Foster Farms has turkey Italian meatballs. Not loaded with bad ingrediants. And very much yum!!!

OMG, I totally just posted a craiglist ad...in response to another ad that I saw last night that has since been flagged for removal. Because lesbians are ANNOYING.

And if it were not for the fact that the IM program I use keeps transcripts, and I linked the ad to Kristin while I was chatting with her, and was ablet o go back and be like "I didn't just HALLUCINATE that ad did I??" (no, when I go to the transcript of our chat, I did show her a link, and when I click on it now, it says "this ad has been flagged for removal"), I might think I'd made the whole ad up.

Cause I went back to respond to it today and it was gone.

So I MADE A NEW AD. And MAY CREATE DRAMA, because the title is about the other ad ("you like alleys") and the body is "and I apparently like ads that get flagged for removal (WTF, craigslist lesbian readers???)". Heh. DRAMA LESBIANS OMG!!!

1st nap in new chair. I chose well. Mmmmm, comfy.

(grammar/spelling look all wrong. But still sleepyhead from nap).

the patient is home and pissed as hell. She does not want to stay on the towel. I'm letting her decompress before I give her her first dose of antibiotics. Not sure how I'm going to accomplish this with the collar on but she's always been easygoing before so I'm hoping this little incident hasn't changed that.