I'm fine. I just feel like a horrible employee, and I'm really letting the kids down. I had special things planned for today and everything.
I just emailed my boss since no one is answering the phone.
And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.
Angelus ,'Damage'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
vw bug - May 22, 2008 6:35:27 am PDT #87 of 10001
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Steph L. - May 22, 2008 6:36:05 am PDT #88 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Okay, this is the last whine I'm going to post about this (unless my throat closes up or something; I think that deserves some whining): my upper eyelids are swollen. Not, like, hangover-type puffy; swollen.
I just took a Benadryl. Hopefully it'll de-swell my face. I'ma give it an hour or so, and if I'm still swollen, I'm calling my doctor's office back to beg for some direction as to what I should do to deal with this reaction.
(Don't say hospital.)
Fred Pete - May 22, 2008 6:36:27 am PDT #89 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
((((Buffistas with medical issues))))
omnis_audis - May 22, 2008 6:36:45 am PDT #90 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Go Aims!! Good luck with the cool new job.
vw bug - May 22, 2008 6:37:28 am PDT #91 of 10001
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Don't say hospital.
I don't think that's necessary, but definitely keep calling your doctor. And, if you don't hear back, is there an urgent care place nearby?
Aims - May 22, 2008 6:39:20 am PDT #92 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Thanks for all of the ~~ma this morning. So far, everything is going swimmingly. I stopped and bought bagels for the office and ran into my new boss who was also there to buy bagels, but I beat her to it. She said I'd be loved instantly for bringing in food. Wheee!!
I have a really good felling about this place. I told Joe this morning that I haven't felt this good on the first day of a new job in, like, ever.
I love you guys.
Frankenbuddha - May 22, 2008 6:40:41 am PDT #93 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
What's your weapon of choice?
Christopher Walken dancing to Fatboy Slim.
Steph L. - May 22, 2008 6:43:35 am PDT #94 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
And, if you don't hear back, is there an urgent care place nearby?
There's a hospital that's about a 3-minute drive away from my office.
But I'll probably de-puff.
vw bug - May 22, 2008 6:44:23 am PDT #95 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
Yeah, the Benedryl should really help.
SuziQ - May 22, 2008 6:44:59 am PDT #96 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I JUST ASKED FOR A RAISE!
Oy. And he said "Everyone I have spoken with has been impressed with your work so far. Let me look into the process for mid-year adjustments".
Sounds like a "sure, let me figure out how to do it" to me - right?
Hyperventalating now.