Lorne: Snakes? Uh-huh. And they came out of your what? Okay. Okay, well, did they get up there themselves or is this part of a, you know, a thing? No, I'm not judging...Do we fight snakes? Angel: Only if they're giant. Or demons. Or giant demons. Are they giant demon snakes? Lorne: Well, unless this guy's 30 feet tall, I'm thinking they're of the garden variety.

'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jul 25, 2008 7:01:31 am PDT #8593 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Convince me I don't really want these shoes in the merlot?

Can't help you out there. I think you need them.


JZ - Jul 25, 2008 7:03:01 am PDT #8594 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

As of this morning, my school has 5 openings.

That sounds ominous.

I'm completely boggled by the, well, shitloads of shit the Buffista public school teachers have had shoveled onto them in the past few months.

vw, despite the sticker shock I'm still all tickled that you've laid in a store of treats for CBD, and a haircut sounds like a perfect birthday indulgence. And happy birthday! The day that brought vw into the world is a good, good day for all of us!

HMOG that *always* cracked me up laughing. Always. To this day Tom will occasionally bust out with it.

t heresy alert I think that TomW may be edging Pete out as the Most Adorable Brit Spouse of a USian Buffista Evar. t /heresy alert


Lee - Jul 25, 2008 7:03:45 am PDT #8595 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Nora and Laura are being No Help.

Thank you.


JZ - Jul 25, 2008 7:04:21 am PDT #8596 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

The Marriott conference hotel in SF is by Needless Markup.

Do you have any spare time at all while you're here? Because it's also a short hop from Nordstrom Rack.


Barb - Jul 25, 2008 7:04:35 am PDT #8597 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Yeah, I'm not being help either because those rock in merlot.


Barb - Jul 25, 2008 7:06:30 am PDT #8598 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Because it's also a short hop from Nordstrom Rack.

::blinks::

::drools::

Why yes, I have some free time.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 25, 2008 7:10:24 am PDT #8599 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I think that TomW may be edging Pete out as the Most Adorable Brit Spouse of a USian Buffista Evar.

Heh, you should have heard his riff on Cat Guitar Hero this morning.

Tom can be MABSofUSBE of the East coast, and Pete can be MABSofUSBE of the West coast. Plenty of adorability to go around! In the sense that they are adored by their spouses and perhaps select Buffistas.


vw bug - Jul 25, 2008 7:15:00 am PDT #8600 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. Why in all of tarnation does a drivers license need to cost $60?! That's insane.

Ok. Off to look pretty.


JZ - Jul 25, 2008 7:15:41 am PDT #8601 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Seriously, Nora! At completely random moments every now and then I'll find myself thinking of your description of Tom pretending to be one of your toddler niecephews, "NO I DON'T LIKE CHINESE FOOD I PROMISE AND YOU ARE MEAN!1!!" and I crack way the hell up.

And his Lieutenant Taz patrol reports?

A. Dorable.

Barb, yup, the Rack is just a few blocks away (a longish walk but probably only a 3-minute cab or car ride), and much more tender and gentle in its ravages upon your budget than Needless Markup.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 25, 2008 7:15:49 am PDT #8602 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

The 5 openings aren't quite as ominous as the 17-20 teachers that have left.

In the last 5 years or so the school loses about a third or a fourth of our staff every year. I'm going into my 10th year at the wretched place and am considered one of the "old timers". There are maybe a dozen teachers who have been at the school 20-30 years. Probably 50% of the teachers have been at the school 5 years or less.