And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jen - Jul 24, 2008 2:47:14 pm PDT #8386 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

I'm not sure if I should be more amused by the faith you all have in me, or concerned by my reputation.

Hey, if I can be Cervix Lady, you can certainly be Reach-Around Guy.

Barb, I love your tagline (for posterity: A vivir con miedo es como vivir a medias...) because it can also be translated as "A life lived in fear is like a life lived in pantyhose."


Gadget_Girl - Jul 24, 2008 2:48:49 pm PDT #8387 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I'd hold the fundraisers for the Buffista school.

that would work

~but~

If the school was running well, we could use more than one Drama teacher.


NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 2:53:51 pm PDT #8388 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

There's always room for more than one Drama teacher. I think K's school currently has three of them.


amych - Jul 24, 2008 2:56:48 pm PDT #8389 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If the school was running well, we could use more than one Drama teacher.

Seriously. GG, J, and ChiKat should all have a spot with no stupid budget worries -- there's no reason Buffista Academy shouldn't have as many arts faculty as my high school had football coaches!


Gadget_Girl - Jul 24, 2008 2:57:07 pm PDT #8390 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

That's because Kristin teaches at a good school


Pix - Jul 24, 2008 2:57:15 pm PDT #8391 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Yes, we do. Plus two dance teachers and a slew of art teachers. We like the arts, yes we do.

ION, I need a house elf. Seriously.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 24, 2008 3:06:44 pm PDT #8392 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I need a house elf.

When you find one, I need one of their relatives.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 24, 2008 3:07:49 pm PDT #8393 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

Seriously. GG, J, and ChiKat should all have a spot with no stupid budget worries -- there's no reason Buffista Academy shouldn't have as many arts faculty as my high school had football coaches!

:stands up and applauds:


Cashmere - Jul 24, 2008 3:16:32 pm PDT #8394 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

You should see him Jell-o wrestle.

It's impossible to cheat at jello wrestling. Dirty fighting is not only accepted, it's expected.


NoiseDesign - Jul 24, 2008 3:22:20 pm PDT #8395 of 10001
Our wings are not tired

We need Jell-o wrestling at the next F2F.