I didn't really have a proper nickname at school, yet I now have two at work: "Sneakers" and "Willipedia".
'Bushwhacked'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
"Willipedia?"
"You bet he will!"
"Willipedia?"
"You bet he will!"
Rarely has a shot been so rim.
I'm the Ed McMahon of Bitches.
Oh, Trudy, tons of ~ma to your mother, your sisters, you and a little bit for Dinky.
Vibes for Moms everywhere.
Rant ahead:
Those f*cking f*ckers at the City of Pasadena! (Not Drew & Kristin, who are lovely.) They upheld my parking ticket, which would be okay, except they so clearly didn't read my f*cking letter. They upheld it because, in sum, "you can't park overnight in Pasadena without a parking exemption from kiosks available throughout the city--call here for kiosk locations." I know--that's why I got one and then sent you a photocopy of it as proof!
ETA: I waited two months for them to not review what I sent them!
Much ~ma to Trudy's mom~~~
Willipedia is the perfect nickname for you, BT.
How many legs does a Willipede have?
How many legs does a Willipede have?
Dare I suggest that you look it up? (Correct answer: a willion.)
I'm just grateful its the pedes we're counting and not the willys.