This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.

Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 21, 2008 5:41:46 pm PDT #7866 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

It was SOOOO tempting to remind these nutbars that vampire lit went waaaaayyyyyy before Laurell K. and Stephanie Meyer.

But that would screw up their WHOLE argument, force them to read and make them admit they are wrong. Some act like Salem's Lot was the first mention of vampires and Stephen King is the only one capable of writing horror or suspense.

Suggesting some of these people read Dracula, Frankenstein, Picture of Dorian Gray, Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde or the like and they act react with such revulsion. I had one person tell me they wouldn't read such things because the stories were "too old to be any good". I still wonder how they got through high school and college English.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 21, 2008 5:43:18 pm PDT #7867 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

I like vampires with bite. Pun entirely intended.

Absolutely!


omnis_audis - Jul 21, 2008 6:01:31 pm PDT #7868 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

ow. head hurts. brain numb. New Hire Insurance forms are due tomorrow. This is reason enough not to change jobs!

Single payer system anyone? I have very little clue of what I am actually filling out.


Ginger - Jul 21, 2008 6:10:37 pm PDT #7869 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Semicolon Meatloaf (.pdf): [link]

We don't have enough information to know if the semicolon was used correctly. Did the meal include commas and conjunctions?


amych - Jul 21, 2008 6:17:56 pm PDT #7870 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

New Hire Insurance forms are due tomorrow. This is reason enough not to change jobs!

In my more paranoid moments, I suspect that this is the real reason The Man doesn't want us to have nice things a sane health care system.

And yes, I do think my tin-foil hat is quite fetching, thank you!


erikaj - Jul 21, 2008 7:17:57 pm PDT #7871 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

I have read that as a real political theory, amyth. Also as an explanation for the preponderance of student-loan debt.


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2008 7:40:25 pm PDT #7872 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

Hmm, your version, I like. Maybe it's the gnome swashbuckler factor.

Hmm, not vampire gnome swashbucklers? Humph


DCJensen - Jul 21, 2008 7:41:59 pm PDT #7873 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

lso as an explanation for the preponderance of student-loan debt.

Speaking of which, I plan to make my last Student Loan Payment tomorrow.


megan walker - Jul 21, 2008 7:55:33 pm PDT #7874 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

'Cause you've finished paying it off, right? If so, congrats! I can't wait for the day I'm debt-free!


omnis_audis - Jul 21, 2008 8:09:58 pm PDT #7875 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Speaking of which, I plan to make my last Student Loan Payment tomorrow.
That is AWESOME!

OK, now I gotta find a PCP. But the BC-BS site is like "what is your membership number". Head...Desk. This shit has taken all night!