Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jul 21, 2008 4:05:59 pm PDT #7850 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

The Knowledge?

Hee. I like that one. I pulled a similar deal in a D&D campaign, I had a family of halflings who'd formed a religion from a bunch of papers from a wizard's laboratory, including shopping lists, family recipes, one or two pages of genuine prophecy, and a pulp fiction novel detailing the adventures of the gnome swashbuckler Casanunda and his fights against Baaztor, the hideous beast-man of Draenor.

A religion based on the Knowledge would be a lot of fun.


amych - Jul 21, 2008 4:07:48 pm PDT #7851 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hmm, your version, I like. Maybe it's the gnome swashbuckler factor.


Atropa - Jul 21, 2008 4:09:52 pm PDT #7852 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jilli, were you the one that mentioned the Vampire Kisses series recently?

Oh, probably, since they're my very favoritest YA vampire series.

I picked one up the other day and they are so darn cute that I had to go back for the rest. I'm on the third one now.

They are very cute. And they just keep getting more and more charming. They're on my list of "comfort reading", because they make me so happy.


sj - Jul 21, 2008 4:14:33 pm PDT #7853 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Have you read the magnas too? I am looking at one right now and the stripey couch looks so Jilli.


Barb - Jul 21, 2008 4:19:05 pm PDT #7854 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

Jilli, my friend Alyssa Day, who writes a paranormal romance series based on Atlantis caught absolute SHIT from readers who excoriated her for making the vampires in her stories--wait for it-- the villains. She actually got hate mail and poor amazon reviews because "I can't believe she made the vampires EVIL. They're supposed to be the HEROES."

:rolls eyes forever::

Hee. I like that one. I pulled a similar deal in a D&D campaign, I had a family of halflings who'd formed a religion from a bunch of papers from a wizard's laboratory, including shopping lists, family recipes, one or two pages of genuine prophecy, and a pulp fiction novel detailing the adventures of the gnome swashbuckler Casanunda and his fights against Baaztor, the hideous beast-man of Draenor.

billytea, I'm going to mention this to my husband. His favorite character ever that he played was a halfling. He may get rather a good giggle out of this.


Amy - Jul 21, 2008 4:20:31 pm PDT #7855 of 10001
Because books.

She actually got hate mail and poor amazon reviews because "I can't believe she made the vampires EVIL. They're supposed to be the HEROES."

::gives up::


Connie Neil - Jul 21, 2008 4:22:55 pm PDT #7856 of 10001
brillig

They're supposed to be the HEROES

"We call them the Lonely Ones" or however that quotes goes from that episode with the sad wanna-bes.


Atropa - Jul 21, 2008 4:54:42 pm PDT #7857 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

She actually got hate mail and poor amazon reviews because "I can't believe she made the vampires EVIL. They're supposed to be the HEROES."

I ...

I ...

What. The. FUCK? Look peoples, I'm all "Vampires yay!", but that's because the idea of human-like creatures that are amoral predators fills me with an unholy glee. Sure, they can question the ethics of what they do to survive (that's always fun), but at the heart of it, they're SUPPOSED to be bloodthirsty killers. LITERALLY bloodthirsty, dammit.

I think I need to go watch Near Dark again. And turn it off 15 minutes before the damn ending.


beth b - Jul 21, 2008 4:56:17 pm PDT #7858 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I just read Wicked Game

one of the things that I liked about it -- I believed the vampires were Dangerous.


Ginger - Jul 21, 2008 5:02:20 pm PDT #7859 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

who'd formed a religion from a bunch of papers from a wizard's laboratory, including shopping lists, family recipes, one or two pages of genuine prophecy, and a pulp fiction novel

Sort of like St. Leibowitz.

To me, the fascination of the vampire mythos is the question of "What would you do to live forever? Would you perform unspeakable acts? Would you kill others to stay alive?" Making vampires fuzzy bunnies seems kind of pointless to me.