Sex with robots is more common than most people think.

Spike ,'Lineage'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


amych - Jul 21, 2008 3:19:33 pm PDT #7837 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I've wondered WTF about a lot of his stuff over the years.


Barb - Jul 21, 2008 3:22:44 pm PDT #7838 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

I'm not familiar with his other work, amy-- is it as, erm... WTF as LIVER sounds?

Also spotted-- VAMPIRE SUFFRAGETTE-- a young woman in NYC in the twenties working for equality for all, including the undead. I thought they'd hit the vampire limit with the Jane Austen as vampire story, but apparently, I was wrong.


brenda m - Jul 21, 2008 3:36:44 pm PDT #7839 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I wonder if that's part of some viral marketing thing? There're ads at bus stops all over Chicago for some blood-based energy drink marketed at vampires. I keep meaning to poke around and find out what that's all about.


amych - Jul 21, 2008 3:36:44 pm PDT #7840 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Self is one of those writers of very clever and pointy literary satire who always seems to be walking a super-fine line between "possibly almost brilliant" and "dude, get over yourself". The WTF is often in the subject matter (Wikipedia descriptions):

* Cock and Bull (1992) — the stories of a man and a woman who develop sexual organs of the opposite sex.
* My Idea of Fun (1993) — a lonely boy grows up just outside Brighton in a caravan park with his over-sexual mother and Mr Broadhurst who takes the boy on a disturbing and often violent journey.
* Great Apes (1997) — a man wakes up in a world where chimpanzees evolved to be the species with self-awareness, while humans are the equivalent of chimps in our world.
* How the Dead Live (2000) — an old lady dies, only to be moved to a London suburb where the dead have taken residence.
* The Book of Dave (2006) — The story of a London cab driver who suffers a mental breakdown due to failed relationships, estrangement from his son and an obsession with The Knowledge. He writes a book of rantings which he buries, that is discovered 500 years later and used as the sacred text for a religion that has taken hold in the flooded remnants of London.


Gadget_Girl - Jul 21, 2008 3:37:28 pm PDT #7841 of 10001
Just call me "Siouxsie Shunshine".

{{{{{Drew, PixK and family}}}}} You all were on my mind all day. I'm glad things went as well as they did. This is, indeed, a Monday-ist of Monday's.


Amy - Jul 21, 2008 3:42:48 pm PDT #7842 of 10001
Because books.

Great Apes (1997) — a man wakes up in a world where chimpanzees evolved to be the species with self-awareness, while humans are the equivalent of chimps in our world.

Isn't that ... Planet of the Apes ?


amych - Jul 21, 2008 3:44:58 pm PDT #7843 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Isn't that ... Planet of the Apes ?

Pretty much. Only it's also Metamorphosis, because the dude wakes up as a chimp one day. And he's bitchy about his shrink in all his books, or some such. Erm, whatev.


Amy - Jul 21, 2008 3:49:24 pm PDT #7844 of 10001
Because books.

Only it's also Metamorphosis, because the dude wakes up as a chimp one day.

::runs out to buy copy::

NOT.


Barb - Jul 21, 2008 3:51:38 pm PDT #7845 of 10001
“Not dead yet!”

* The Book of Dave (2006) — The story of a London cab driver who suffers a mental breakdown due to failed relationships, estrangement from his son and an obsession with The Knowledge. He writes a book of rantings which he buries, that is discovered 500 years later and used as the sacred text for a religion that has taken hold in the flooded remnants of London.

The Knowledge?

Oh puh-leeze. *sigh* Yet-- I shouldn't talk-- he sells and I,well... don't.


Atropa - Jul 21, 2008 3:55:54 pm PDT #7846 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I wonder if that's part of some viral marketing thing? There're ads at bus stops all over Chicago for some blood-based energy drink marketed at vampires. I keep meaning to poke around and find out what that's all about.

Those are for the upcoming HBO series that's based off of the Sookie Stackhouse books.

I thought they'd hit the vampire limit with the Jane Austen as vampire story, but apparently, I was wrong.

There is no such thing as a vampire limit. There are those of us who LIKE vampire fiction and yet cringe at most of it that is out there.