I don't think I've ever told a man I was involved with that I thought he should change his appearance.
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I have? In fact, I believe I told Paul he is never allowed to shave his beard off again, because it makes him look like Peter Lorre, and that shit just ain't right.
	
 
		
		
I mean, seriously: [link]
	
 
		
		
ND and connie, I'm so sorry. Peace and healing vibes to both of you, and lots of getting-through~ma to Calli. 
I have? In fact, I believe I told Paul he is never allowed to shave his beard off again
I've told Stephen about a billion times that he shaves off his beard and mustache over my dead body. 
	
 
		
		
Yeah, Paul can't evereverever shave.  That would be wrong.
	
 
		
		
I mean, seriously:
If only it made him look like Kissinger...
	
 
		
		
Snort.
I'm not ACTUALLY attracted to Kissy, you know.
	
 
		
		
You just gave him a pet name out of meanness?
	
 
		
		
Sick fascination, really.
	
 
		
		
 Sick fascination, really.
This explains a lot with us.