the Sesame Street porn in the last Yuletide was hilarious, I thought. Hifuckinglarious.
My Sweet Crazy Ex could do all the Muppet and Sesame Street voices and would tell me dirty muppet stories when I was blue. I would laugh until I was in pain.
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Trudy Booth - May 27, 2008 4:15:35 pm PDT #736 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Strix - May 27, 2008 4:18:08 pm PDT #737 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, sweetie. Surgery takes a while to recover from, and you had a very bust couple of days.
I know I need to be patient...it's just that I healed so quickly in the first week and and half, and I thought "This is CAKE" and then I've been at the same level of healing (which is the "Ouch, that motherfucker still HURTS" level) for the last 2 weeks and it's...frustrating.
Susan, I'll trade you the falling-down fear for the Alien-hernia fear. I'm good at falling!
Here's hoping the universe hears your job wish, Amy, cause I am hating this uncertainty.
P.M. Marc - May 27, 2008 4:23:36 pm PDT #738 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
If you fell down them yesterday, then your ankle/body is probably still in recovery mode from the minor strain, so tripping on them again is not a big deal at all. Also, you're probably weirdly hyperaware of the stairs now, and I find that always screws me up. (Like, when I still drove manual, if I didn't think about it, I never had problems with rollback on hills, but the MOMENT I thought about it, BOOM, problems and stalled cars. It's a thing.)
Susan W. - May 27, 2008 4:28:46 pm PDT #739 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights
Also, you're probably weirdly hyperaware of the stairs now
Between this and Annabel rolling down them Saturday night, I totally am! Our stairs are out to get us!
Nicole - May 27, 2008 4:34:00 pm PDT #740 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!
Erin, lots of recovery~ma to you! Did your doctors say that a stall in recovery is normal for your sitation? I had surgery on Friday and the only thing that they really stressed was that if I smoked, it would drastically slow my recovery.
Susan, what Plei said sounds about right to me.
Strix - May 27, 2008 4:42:36 pm PDT #741 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
the only thing that they really stressed was that if I smoked, it would drastically slow my recovery.
No one told me that! OTOH, it wouldn't have mattered.
Ah, well, I go to the dr. tomorrow, anyway. I may ask her for a teeny emergency supply of painkillers, since I have about 20 weddings/showers/etc.
Pix - May 27, 2008 5:26:32 pm PDT #742 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
{{{Erin}}}
I can look at your resume, hon.
Strix - May 27, 2008 5:28:49 pm PDT #743 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, god, thank you.
I've been paging through my portfolio, and quietly freaking out.
EDIT: And insent, to profile addy. Thanks SO much. I very much appreciate it.
Pix - May 27, 2008 5:56:46 pm PDT #744 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Backflung, Erin. Impressive stuff, love. You're freaking out for nothing, I promise.
Strix - May 27, 2008 6:11:18 pm PDT #745 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Oh, thank you! I'm glad to know that other teachers have 2 pagers; I sweated and tossed and chopped to get that damn thing down to one. I've got some good stuff that I can put back in now.
I was looking at the dates just now, and I thought, damn, when did I get so old?! I had teaching experience in 1994! Geez.
(Must go out and buy vat of Creme de la Mer. CRAP. Cannot afford de la Mer. Must buy vat of Olay. ----- Can't afford that either. Will slather self in Always Save peanut butter, creamy, smoke and attract bees. Damn. Too old to attract bees. Will curl up in dessicated ball of age, clutching sheaves of teaching resume in wrinkly hands.)