Wash: So, two days in a hospital? That's awful. Don't you just hate doctors? Simon: Hey. Wash: I mean, present company excluded. Jayne: Let's not be excluding people. That'd be rude.

'Ariel'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - May 22, 2008 5:27:33 am PDT #68 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Steroids are a special kind of evil - sure, they might save your life, but you'll be all kinds of miserable about it.


Amy - May 22, 2008 5:28:13 am PDT #69 of 10001
Because books.

Yay, Aims's new job! Good luck today!

Big boos for Teppy's allergic reaction and Suzi's stress, though.

::gropes Suzi idly for good measure::

Sox, I wish I knew of a mystery blog like that! I would love to find one.


Steph L. - May 22, 2008 5:28:33 am PDT #70 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Plus my makeup has a 15 SPF

I had a facial recently and mentioned this same thing. The enethitician (or however you spell it) just laughed at me and asked if I reapplied it every hour.

Goodness, it's not like I (a) sweat it off, or (2) work in sunlight (or near a window, for that matter).


Cashmere - May 22, 2008 5:36:20 am PDT #71 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

They should play it safe and send you home to enjoy a 3-day weekend!

Four day weekend this weekend. Memorial Day is Monday.


tommyrot - May 22, 2008 5:37:08 am PDT #72 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My drug of choice: irony.

What's your weapon of choice?


Steph L. - May 22, 2008 5:38:30 am PDT #73 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

What's your weapon of choice?

My rapier-sharp wit.

Oh, wait. I forgot I'm not Oscar Wilde.


tommyrot - May 22, 2008 5:39:13 am PDT #74 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, wait. I forgot I'm not Oscar Wilde.

So both you and the wallpaper can stay....


SuziQ - May 22, 2008 5:42:14 am PDT #75 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

::gropes Suzi idly for good measure::

idly, eh?


Connie Neil - May 22, 2008 5:46:06 am PDT #76 of 10001
brillig

I have to work on Monday, but that's OK because on holidays they let us watch movies on our computers. All the guys around me are playing games anyway.

I don't think I mentioned this here, one evening last week a girl fell down the back stairs from our second floor tech support room and broke her ankle in three places (I was the only one upstairs and I heard her faintly calling for help, heaven knows how long she might have lain there). Management got a "Agh! We've got people with known medical conditions upstairs, it'll be one of them breaking something next!" bug, so they moved a bunch of us downstairs. I'm now in a lovely back-corner cubical with no one across the aisle from me, the flourescent fixture above me has had the tubes removed, and no one casually wanders by. All I need is a bit of natural light to be happy.


hippocampus - May 22, 2008 5:46:17 am PDT #77 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

idly, eh?

idyll-y?

Sox, I wish I knew of a mystery blog like that! I would love to find one.

hmm.