In less than a month I will have been single for EIGHT YEARS. Not uh, inactive that whole time, but still. EIGHT. WTF.

And how ridiculous is that?? Because smonster is a SEXY BEAST!! A...sexy MONSTER in fact!! HOT HOT HOT, she is! She can shake it like a polaroid picture! She can take care of things like an hot earth MOMMA! And talk circles of exciting theory round your head like an angel. What hope do the rest of us have, I ask you??

A while back, but just had to add my emphatic agreement. I mean, hotter than a hot thing!! (meara, too, FTR)

I am also adding my agreement, and will note that Vortex is also hot like a smoking thing.

Stephanie, much ~ma to your extended family. Jeez.

sj - good news about your mom!

I'm boggled that you'd doubt the existence of handjobs.

Um, word. Sometimes that's all you have time/space for. Whee!

"Oh, hand and German HEWmet!"

BWAH!!!

You're teaching a course in information technology and communications, which will focus a lot on how the Internet has affected social communication. And you use AOL for your e-mail?

Oh, as usual, dear.

{{{{PixKristin}}}}

cheerios:

I'm listening to an album called "the Second Wave" that Iris' godfather snuck on my iTunes. So I just had to teach DH '@@' because otherwise, he would have typed "SIGH" and "BONK" too many times.

t /why I am not allowed to drive the iPod much.

sj, yay for your mom!

I would like the phrase "strategic plan" to disappear from the face of the earth, please. I'm getting kind of sick of it.

I would like the phrase "strategic plan" to disappear from the face of the earth, please. I'm getting kind of sick of it.

Dear gods yes.

sj, so glad to hear your mom is doing all right.

sj- glad to hear your mom came through well! Much relief.

"strategic plan"- ITA with Sparky1.

It is, again, so horribly hot in my office I can't even process thoughts.

Buh?

Also, I am cranky beyond belief that TWOP seems to be down. The front page is there, and the show pages, but try to navigate to any recap or forum and you are out of luck. Goddammit.

I know! It was working and then - it was not.

I would like the phrase "strategic plan" to disappear from the face of the earth, please. I'm getting kind of sick of it.

While you're wishing, could you do away with proactive, teamwork and "outside the box?"

Oh, and "at the end of the day." HATE that one.

From waaay back, re: HFCS - corn subsidies over subsidies for fruit and veggies = expensive real food and cheap "food" that all contains HFCS.

A friend of mine who is allergic to corn informed me that most cottage cheese contains corn starch. Whodathunk?