Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Jul 05, 2008 6:54:13 am PDT #5930 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

My dream was much more benign, but very strange. The last thing I remember was someone telling me, rather earnestly, "You know he's a penguin and will explode."


omnis_audis - Jul 05, 2008 7:14:27 am PDT #5931 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

and he fell in love with this smart, cute woman.
Hello! That was you! Must be like hearing your voice on a tape recorder, you go "That can't be me, I don't sound like that". The trip is what gave it away. I think it's called a "cruise".


megan walker - Jul 05, 2008 8:13:51 am PDT #5932 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Well, I was convinced I was woken up by an earthquake last night, but the earthquake map tells me I must have dreamed it.


SuziQ - Jul 05, 2008 8:39:35 am PDT #5933 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Remember yesterday's epic fruitless search for the VCR? Yeah...STBX has it. And now that I have everything set-up without it, I don't really want it. I may change my mind, but nice to know I'm not blind.

A couple more kitchen boxes unpacked. Empty boxes have been broken down and dragged to the garage. Made STBX take a couple of his boxes that ended up in my pile. Now I'm just waiting for my couch to be delivered. Waiting....waiting....waiting....


Steph L. - Jul 05, 2008 8:54:13 am PDT #5934 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

DH used to make up foil packs, and build the campfire on top of them. Doubled heavyweight foil, a layer of onion, a layer of carrot slices, two-three hamburgers' worth of ground beef spread evenly over the slices, and a layer of potato slices over the ground meat, salt, pepper, herbs to taste

Hobo dinners! (That's what we called them when I was forced to camp.)

Today we have a belated family birthday party (since I was on vacation for my birthday, and my mom's birthday is 3 days before mine, so there wasn't really time to celebrate hers, either).

Being busy is keeping me from getting totally mired in gloom, doom, and self-hatred, but its also not giving me enough time to just flip out like a mammal, weep copiously, and get it out of my system.

And there is NO WAY IN HELL my family needs to know about my newly truncated hours and extra-special shame. So I think I might just drink a lot of beer and show them vacation pictures with long boring commentary designed to make them kick me out.

ION, I finally got The Boy to start reading the current iteration of Blue Beetle, which makes me very happy, as it's currently my favorite comic out there. He's reading the first TPB and laughing, so I think he likes it.


Steph L. - Jul 05, 2008 9:01:35 am PDT #5935 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Wait. I was so busy yesterday with watching the parade and blowing stuff up that I missed the news -- did Jesse Helms seriously die ON INDEPENDENCE DAY?!?

I knew God had a sense of humor; I just didn't know what a sick sense of humor it was. That's OUTSTANDING.


amych - Jul 05, 2008 9:02:39 am PDT #5936 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Well, I don't want to start any blasphemous rumours, but...


brenda m - Jul 05, 2008 9:05:40 am PDT #5937 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, I expect Jesse found him laughing...


meara - Jul 05, 2008 10:04:36 am PDT #5938 of 10001

Good grief. Apparently I just slept for almost 11 hours, and I am still gronkly. WTF, body?

Although I did have some weirdass dreams. Including one where I showed up late at the dancing, and everyone was pissed because they weren't playing dancing music except every third song or so, and the GILF was really really drunk and laying down on the floor, but continuing to talk to people. From the floor. That was an oddly amusing dream.


Pix - Jul 05, 2008 10:12:46 am PDT #5939 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Hello! That was you! Must be like hearing your voice on a tape recorder, you go "That can't be me, I don't sound like that".
Heh. No, definitely was not me. She was mocking me and telling me it was no wonder he was leaving me--we'd been together almost three years, and he was bored. EVIL woman.