I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.

Simon ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - May 26, 2008 7:18:27 am PDT #565 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

There shouldn't be any problem. I hope it helps.


omnis_audis - May 26, 2008 7:19:13 am PDT #566 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

VW, awesome!!!!!!!

¡Muy bien!

Nicole, wish I could help. Hope you are feeling better soon!


ChiKat - May 26, 2008 7:33:01 am PDT #567 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, vw!!

Nicole, soothing head vibes to you, doll. And, to ita because she could probably use it, too.

This morning has been an unfun morning. Slept in, good. Got up and was going to make some iced coffee. I made extra coffee yesterday morning and put a big cup of the extra in the fridge so I could have iced coffee today. As I was getting the cup out of the fridge, I knocked it over. About 20 oz. of coffee went all over the fridge.

I've spent the last 45 minutes cleaning my fridge and I still haven't had any coffee. It's brewing now.

Ah, well. Could be a lot worse. At least I have no where specific to be this morning.


Nicole - May 26, 2008 7:36:13 am PDT #568 of 10001
I'm getting the pig!

Thanks, y'all. Here's hoping that aleve will work some magic soon.

I'm on medical leave for a couple of weeks and I'm just absolutely giddy that I'll have time to keep up on the interbunny during the day. Well, when I'm not passed out, that is. I may even be able to stay current in Natter!

eta: Poor ChiKat!


Polter-Cow - May 26, 2008 7:47:50 am PDT #569 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

what I just typed in my nightly operations notes amuses me, "We had to kick some kids out of Narnia for various inappropriate behaviors."

Lipstick and boys?


SuziQ - May 26, 2008 8:01:31 am PDT #570 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I'm just absolutely giddy that I'll have time to keep up on the interbunny during the day.

AND you get to hang out with me in just over a week!!! Help me find a place to live.


omnis_audis - May 26, 2008 8:14:38 am PDT #571 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

still in cleaning mode. I'm working on tabletops now. And have come across my state quarter collection. Ow. Them damn things do NOT want to get in their spots. Anyone have any tips or tricks that don't involve breaking thumbs or marring the book?


Susan W. - May 26, 2008 8:19:29 am PDT #572 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

I could really get used to being only kinda broke as opposed to completely that way. I just paid the bills that come out of our 5/25 paychecks (we're paid the 10th and 25th) with enough money to spare that I triple-checked to make sure I hadn't forgotten to pay an important bill or record a big transaction. And then I realized that I haven't cried while paying the bills since 2007!


Vortex - May 26, 2008 8:20:30 am PDT #573 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

In less than a month I will have been single for EIGHT YEARS. Not uh, inactive that whole time, but still. EIGHT. WTF.

And how ridiculous is that?? Because smonster is a SEXY BEAST!! A...sexy MONSTER in fact!! HOT HOT HOT, she is! She can shake it like a polaroid picture! She can take care of things like an hot earth MOMMA! And talk circles of exciting theory round your head like an angel. What hope do the rest of us have, I ask you??

A while back, but just had to add my emphatic agreement. I mean, hotter than a hot thing!! (meara, too, FTR)


amych - May 26, 2008 8:22:16 am PDT #574 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

hotter than a hot thing!! (meara, too, FTR)

And the two of them in a room together? Yee-ow hot!!