I know! I've run out of television and was hoping for distraction (I'm trying to stay off my feet, even though my toe seems somewhat better)
Bester: Mal. Whaddya need two mechanics for? Mal: I really don't.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DebetEsse - Jul 02, 2008 10:10:25 am PDT #5649 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
vw bug - Jul 02, 2008 10:12:21 am PDT #5650 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I do need to get to work, but this headache is killing me. So, I'm procrastinating.
So, not only does CBD like carrots and bacon, but he also really likes my eggs I make for him. Apparently, I make them perfect. At lunch today he went on and on about how much better my eggs are than the eggs the restaurant makes. It was really kind of adorable.
lisah - Jul 02, 2008 10:17:08 am PDT #5651 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Good grief! Where is everyone? So quiet in here today...
Well I had to run out to the gyno where I had the best visit ever! A piece of her lamp came off while I was in the stirrups and fell between us. She hadn't really been paying attention and she jumped back, startled. She'd thought, for a split second, that it had shot out of ME.
Then she told me the story about a former patient who'd used her vagina as a change purse. for real.
JZ - Jul 02, 2008 10:22:27 am PDT #5652 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
At lunch today he went on and on about how much better my eggs are than the eggs the restaurant makes.
CBD Boy is really utterly darling.
vw bug - Jul 02, 2008 10:24:30 am PDT #5653 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
CBD Boy is really utterly darling.
He really is. I was all, "Even when I break the yolks?" And he then went on to explain why, yes, even when I break the yolks, my eggs are better than the perfect-looking eggs at the restaurant. So cute and sweet.
I'm very disturbed by lisah's story.
lisah - Jul 02, 2008 10:29:06 am PDT #5654 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
I'm very disturbed by lisah's story.
One of the funniest parts to me was that I'd just learned that doctors call that area "the vault!" So I was like "she kept her money in her VAULT?!"
In a little baggie, evidently.
vw bug - Jul 02, 2008 10:30:04 am PDT #5655 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
In a little baggie, evidently.
I think that makes it better. Maybe.
I've heard of keeping money in your bra, but...
smonster - Jul 02, 2008 11:10:16 am PDT #5656 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I've heard of keeping money in your bra, but...
A friend of mine in the Peace Corps used to keep folding money in her waistband and on more than one occasion she would go to the outhouse drunk, and lose the money down the hole.
WindSparrow - Jul 02, 2008 11:18:09 am PDT #5657 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
smonster! Hi, there!
Wayy cute smitten CBD, vw.
Christian the Lion ... It is my earnest belief that Heaven is a place where the beloved cats of the past are all the size of lions.
NoiseDesign - Jul 02, 2008 11:25:49 am PDT #5658 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Someone tell me to get my ass in gear and actually finish this paperwork for Halloween for Universal Studios.