It looks like the charges have nothing to do with having sex with the table,but with some info he was giving to kids and public indecency ( which may or may not have anything to do with table.
On June 18, 2008, Price pleaded 'no contest' to disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency.
On the plus side (?), poor ol' Art has made the Urban Dictionary: [link]
Perhaps it was an underage table ....
Could be. They get more splinters as they age.
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Added.
Pix, is DexH waiting until your visit?
Even so, arrested? Not given a ticket and told to keep the table inside from now on?
according to the comments, it wasn't his first sexual offense.
What? he'd been having sex with the chairs?
He started with the garden gnomes.
Har, no he'd been busted for indecent exposure before.