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Spike/Harm ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - May 25, 2008 5:23:46 pm PDT #516 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I met D at Barnes and Noble before we went to see Indy this afternoon. I went to get something at the cafe and then remembered their cafe service is terrible and D wasn't finding anything he wanted so we ended up leaving a bookstore without buying anything. It was weird.


Gris - May 25, 2008 5:24:46 pm PDT #517 of 10001
Hey. New board.

I feel very, very lonely tonight. Not entirely sure why.

It may have something to do with the fact that I visited a doctor last week, and she declared me sexually inactive. This happened after this conversation:

Doctor: "Drugs? Including mari-joo-anna?" (fully pronounced)
Me: "Not so much, since college anyway."
Doctor: "Sexually active?"
Me: "... in theory."
Doctor: "So... how long?"
Me: [Time]
Doctor: "I'm going to check 'no' then."
Me, entirely internally: "Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. Ouch."


Laga - May 25, 2008 5:27:35 pm PDT #518 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

ouch Gris, that sucks.

meara, if the Tuesday you guys were talking about in Natter last week is the one coming up this week I might be able to join you guys for dinner.


smonster - May 25, 2008 5:30:45 pm PDT #519 of 10001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Gris, I hear you. In less than a month I will have been single for EIGHT YEARS. Not uh, inactive that whole time, but still. EIGHT. WTF.


meara - May 25, 2008 5:31:48 pm PDT #520 of 10001

Doctor: "I'm going to check 'no' then."
Me, entirely internally: "Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch. Ouch."

Yeah, Gris, been there done that. In the past couple years I've at least been able to make it SOUND good, because for a while I was like "Well, I'm dating someone in Minnesota" or recently "Well, not since I moved to Seattle" but it's now starting to have been a while since I moved to Seattle...in a few more months the answer will start be more like "Um, I have been. Once upon a time."

meara, if the Tuesday you guys were talking about in Natter last week is the one coming up this week I might be able to join you guys for dinner.

Yeah, the one in two days. When K and I figure it out, she can let you know, I guess--I'm assuming she's got your digits. :)


Susan W. - May 25, 2008 5:33:14 pm PDT #521 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Pretty pink hair!

I'm feeling moderately productive. I've washed dishes, did two loads of laundry, judged a writing contest entry, and gone through Annabel's clothes and filled two medium-sized boxes with outgrown stuff that was taking up space in her dresser.

House is still a mess, there's a pile of laundry on the bed, and I haven't written anything on the WIP yet, though. Of course, writing normally happens after AB is in bed.


meara - May 25, 2008 5:34:42 pm PDT #522 of 10001

In less than a month I will have been single for EIGHT YEARS. Not uh, inactive that whole time, but still. EIGHT. WTF.

And how ridiculous is that?? Because smonster is a SEXY BEAST!! A...sexy MONSTER in fact!! HOT HOT HOT, she is! She can shake it like a polaroid picture! She can take care of things like an hot earth MOMMA! And talk circles of exciting theory round your head like an angel. What hope do the rest of us have, I ask you??

I should go read some more trashy romances about straight people having improbable sex in impractical situations and clothing 200 years ago. That will make me feel better.


Torque - May 25, 2008 5:36:26 pm PDT #523 of 10001
Bad Wolf

Gris I totally feel you there. I need a woman. *sigh*


Laga - May 25, 2008 5:53:14 pm PDT #524 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

I'm assuming she's got your digits

she does indeed


vw bug - May 25, 2008 5:54:17 pm PDT #525 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh, yuck, Gris.

Though, I have to lament about the fact that at least you get believed. We girls still get pregnancy tests run on us, even when we say we're not sexually active. And, I do understand the reasoning, though, I did get snippy with the nurse in the ER that ran a pregnancy test on me a week ago when I was in for steroid-related side effects. Not only did I tell her that I'm not currently sexually active, but I also told her I have an IUD, and she still ran the test. Whatever. Talk about rubbing it all in, though.