I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me want to have sex.

Xander ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laura - Jun 25, 2008 7:19:48 pm PDT #4895 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Ya done good there, Suzi. You should take full credit. (you would have to take the blame if she turned out rotten) Tell K-Bug how proud we all are of her.

{{GC}} I'm so sorry.


Pix - Jun 25, 2008 7:31:23 pm PDT #4896 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

I am so sorry about Josie, GC.

Hi everyone. We're in the car again, driving back to Pasadena.ND will be coming back down to San Diego tomorrow. I'm really excited to sleep in our own bed tonight.


WindSparrow - Jun 25, 2008 8:13:34 pm PDT #4897 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Go, K-bug!

Much punctuation for GC, GC's fiancee, and Josie. And also for the new kitty who will be joining the family soon. Lucky kitty.

If you do end up with the meezer, prepare to find yourself entertained and outsmarted. Meezers is hella bright kitties. Also stubborn. And one of the things they get stubborn about is love and affection. By which I mean, they expect a lot. And give a lot, too. Also, they expect to be right in the middle of whatever is going on - family meetings, they will participate in discussion and demand a vote. Chatting in the kitchen? Best include them in conversation, lest you find yourself hijacked for nefarious feline purposes. Standing around doing something that involves concentration on something other than kitty? Expect kitty to jump up onto your shoulders so s/he can supervise.


Hil R. - Jun 25, 2008 8:25:22 pm PDT #4898 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'm watching the craziest show on Discovery Health. There seem to be two experiments going on -- one where two truck drivers are given a high fiber diet to see if that changes how long it takes for food to go through their systems (as measured by how long a pill they swallow with a transmitter stays in their bodies), and another where a bunch of people live in a zoo and eat all raw fruits and vegetables, like other large primates eat. Most of the people have British accents, but the narrator is American. I think one of the truck drivers is American, too. They're driving through Austria.

Now they've replaced the transmitter pills with pill cams so we can see what's going on inside their guts.


Hil R. - Jun 25, 2008 8:27:24 pm PDT #4899 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

The pill-cam shots have "Mambo Italiano" as the background music.

This show is beginning to worry me.


beth b - Jun 25, 2008 8:42:18 pm PDT #4900 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I need to know the name of this show -- but maybe not so I can watch it

Windsparrow I forgot to tell you that you were in my dream last night -- You worried because you wanted to get your cats into a good school. ( right like cats want to go to school)

We knew the K-bug was good -

{{gc and Josie}} but lucky new kitty


Hil R. - Jun 25, 2008 8:51:34 pm PDT #4901 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

It seems that the series is called "The Truth About Food," and the episode is "How To Be Healthy."

They also had two men (British again) eat four cloves of raw garlic a day to see if it would cure their erectile dysfunction, and now they've got two ranch hands (one male, one female) in Colorado hooked up to these gauges to measure how much gas they pass. And this is all intercut with scenes of Dr. Mehmet Oz talking about how eating the right food will make you healthier.

I think this is a few different programs cut together, with the narration and the Dr. Oz segments added later.

edit: they said at the end that it's a production of the BBC and Discovery Health. Also, the group of people who ate only raw fruits/vegetables/nuts for 12 days had an average cholesterol drop of 23%.


Susan W. - Jun 25, 2008 9:41:17 pm PDT #4902 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

For all Buffista parents: [link]


§ ita § - Jun 25, 2008 11:33:47 pm PDT #4903 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Re: xkcd -- warm booting != childrearing technique.


Anne W. - Jun 26, 2008 12:29:22 am PDT #4904 of 10001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

They also had two men (British again) eat four cloves of raw garlic a day to see if it would cure their erectile dysfunction

But wouldn't the aftereffects of all that raw garlic be offputting to anyone who might otherwise wish to benefit from their lack of erectile dysfunction?