It's official, Fay's life is now the expatriate version of Coupling.
nods
Now we just need to get her to the, well, coupling.
nods some more
Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Fay - May 24, 2008 6:22:23 pm PDT #467 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Laga - May 24, 2008 6:44:41 pm PDT #468 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Laga, there is The Complaints Board
cool, thanks
Torque - May 24, 2008 6:57:57 pm PDT #469 of 10001
Bad Wolf
So I need some advice. Theres this girl I work with that I am kinda in to. I work with her prety regularly awnd i sometimes get a vibe that she may be in to me despite her being a bit taller than me. How would yall approach anything with a coworker assuming you would.
Burrell - May 24, 2008 6:59:04 pm PDT #470 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Oh Fay! Oh dear.
I once threw up on my crush object. It kinda ended my crush right there. Actually, now that my memory is chugging, I also flashed my crush object once--he wandered backstage while I was changing. This was in high school. Mor. Ti. Fied.
Laga - May 24, 2008 7:16:17 pm PDT #471 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
How would yall approach anything with a coworker
so subtly they would probably never notice I was into them.
I threw up on a bunch of people after a Presidents of the United States concert. good times.
Hil R. - May 24, 2008 7:34:12 pm PDT #472 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm in NJ right now. Our neighbors had a party tonight. People have gone home now, and now the neighbor, completely drunk, is putting all the bottles in the recycling bin while singing "Free Fallin'." It's hysterical to listen to.
Fay - May 24, 2008 8:46:32 pm PDT #473 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Hi there, Victor! I don't believe we've met?
I am arguably the last person in this or any other universe to hand out dating advice, but I say: Seize the day! Ask her out for a coffee! God, somebody out there needs to be having some of the dating luck I'm so markedly failing to experience right now.
Laga - May 24, 2008 9:22:26 pm PDT #474 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
mmmMmm somebody's money smells like jasmine tea
Sassy - May 24, 2008 9:57:34 pm PDT #475 of 10001
'Til we dance away...
My husband and I met at work, so it does actually work out sometimes. My roommate was friends with him and invited him to my birthday party, and the rest is history. Not exactly, since he had a girlfriend at the time, but that's not the point of my story. If you have a mutual friend who could get you in the same place that's not work it would be a good start.
Count me in also among those who had a great puking on a first date experience. It was my college boyfriend and we stayed together over 2 years. I have not touched vodka and Red Bull since, however.
Laga - May 24, 2008 10:41:37 pm PDT #476 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
ugh, how many times do you let someone make the same mistake? Last time this happened Help Desk was very cross with us and it took them hours to fix. Tonight they can't even fix it, they have to call the company that makes the software in the morning. It's the second time we've done this and it was the same person both times. Is it wrong for me to tell her she can't touch the computer anymore?