You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I've ever had to transport. Yet by far the most troublesome. Does that seem right to you?

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - May 24, 2008 11:25:18 am PDT #442 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Failing to adequately lock the door on the loo, and thus finding it opened by the bloke you have a crush on, while you're sitting with your knickers round your ankles.
Hi [object of my crush], since you've caught me with my knickers down, what do you say we have a date? Fancy a dinner?


Connie Neil - May 24, 2008 11:34:36 am PDT #443 of 10001
brillig

It's official, Fay's life is now the expatriate version of Coupling. Now we just need to get her to the, well, coupling.


Steph L. - May 24, 2008 11:53:45 am PDT #444 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Did know someone who puked on a guy on the first date.

Didn't Cybervixen puke on her first date with her fiance? (Actually, are they married yet?)


omnis_audis - May 24, 2008 12:19:34 pm PDT #445 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I am living proof that eating healthy can be hazardous to your health. Case in point. Yesterday I purchased 1/2 dozen apples on the way to work. En route I fished one out to plop in my lunch bucket. While exiting the freeway, the bag of apples proceeded to empty all around the floor of the passenger foot area. While at a light, I lean down (a bit fast) to scoop up the apples before they got nasty on the floorboards. While doing so, it seems I jammed my side into the seatbelt clasp. Hard. My right side hurts. No visible bruises, but it hurts like a mo-fo.

I blame the apples.


Stephanie - May 24, 2008 12:25:28 pm PDT #446 of 10001
Trust my rage

so, I just skipped 700+ posts- anything big new around here?


Stephanie - May 24, 2008 12:25:36 pm PDT #447 of 10001
Trust my rage

Dude, I hit Post one time.


Stephanie - May 24, 2008 12:25:50 pm PDT #448 of 10001
Trust my rage

Seriously.


Laura - May 24, 2008 12:30:58 pm PDT #449 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

Big news, people seem to multi-post.


Scrappy - May 24, 2008 12:31:05 pm PDT #450 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

So you SAY.

looks with narrowed eyes


Laura - May 24, 2008 12:33:25 pm PDT #451 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I've been kinda skimmy, but I recall Aims and Suzy have employers that appreciate them.

Still too many people fighting various bugs.