Failing to adequately lock the door on the loo, and thus finding it opened by the bloke you have a crush on, while you're sitting with your knickers round your ankles.
Hi [object of my crush], since you've caught me with my knickers down, what do you say we have a date? Fancy a dinner?
It's official, Fay's life is now the expatriate version of Coupling. Now we just need to get her to the, well, coupling.
Did know someone who puked on a guy on the first date.
Didn't Cybervixen puke on her first date with her fiance? (Actually, are they married yet?)
I am living proof that eating healthy can be hazardous to your health. Case in point. Yesterday I purchased 1/2 dozen apples on the way to work. En route I fished one out to plop in my lunch bucket. While exiting the freeway, the bag of apples proceeded to empty all around the floor of the passenger foot area. While at a light, I lean down (a bit fast) to scoop up the apples before they got nasty on the floorboards. While doing so, it seems I jammed my side into the seatbelt clasp. Hard. My right side hurts. No visible bruises, but it hurts like a mo-fo.
I blame the apples.
so, I just skipped 700+ posts- anything big new around here?
Dude, I hit Post one time.
Big news, people seem to multi-post.
I've been kinda skimmy, but I recall Aims and Suzy have employers that appreciate them.
Still too many people fighting various bugs.