Maybe you could play him Dinah Washington's Mad About The Boy for a context?

Oooo...anyone have this available for me to listen to? I don't think I've ever heard it, and I think I need to!

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I can't listen, but there's a ton of hits.

Oh, duh. YouTube. Sometimes I'm slow.

and her vet said that dog panties exist for this very reason.

Okay my old dog has incontinence issues, he's old and kinda senile, but I just can't imagine putting him in panties. He's such a crusty old man character!

Written by Noel Coward!

Did I ever mention that Emmett LOVES "I've Been to A Marvelous Party" (the Divine Comedy version).

Chole is cute! My pup prefers the nekkid, and her ears go back/down when she's faced with the indignity of collar or harness.

Bartleby doesn't mind the collar but putting his coat on him (fleece only, no foof) is in direct violation of the Geneva Conventions, if you were to ask him.

I once put a teeny baseball cap, with holes in it for his ears to hang out on him. Those four seconds, before he snapped his neck and tossed it across the room, were indeed the 4 cutest seconds in recorded history. Truly, if he'd tolerated it, the cuteness overload would have cause a core breech and the planet would have spun off its axis. You can thank him later.

Somewhere there are pictures of Toto in a yellow pancho. It was hysterical. He may hate the rain, but he hates the panch more.

Oh, here they are! [link]

Dogs in clothes often lead you to a better understanding of where the phrase "hangdog expression" came from.

My waxing conundrum of the mo' is that I won't be able to see my regular aesthetician here in the right time frame between now and when my gentleman friend will be visiting over July 4 weekend. The latest I can see her is next Thursday and that's too much time. So I'm wondering if I should go to my friend who does my nails here. She's waxed my brows before and did a great job but I'm wondering if it would be weird for her to do my bikini.

lisah, I have a solution. You should come HERE this weekend because there's a great place near me that does the awesome wax. except for the pesky other coast issue.

He thinks I should switch "the boy" to "my special male friend."

This cracks me up. Our landlord is this very devout, very Christian guy. When we applied to live in our house, K left me off the lease more for $ reasons than shame reasons (long story). Anyhow, I am on the lease now. And the landlord asked K this question which cracks me up: "How do your lady friend like the house?"

Bahahahahaha.... lady friend! which shouldn't crack me up so much as it is a step away from girlfriend, but it does.

We kept saying it to each other all week. So funny.

lisah, I have a solution. You should come HERE this weekend because there's a great place near me that does the awesome wax. except for the pesky other coast issue.

How great would that be?!?! Would someone PLEASE fix the teleporter issue? It's existence has become more and more crucial this year!