I don't fancy spending the next month trying to get librarian out of the carpet.

Spike ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jun 19, 2008 8:54:24 pm PDT #4243 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This morning, I think MM's work phone was forwarded to my home. 3, count them THREE phone calls at 5:25, 5:33, 5:40 am. Of course I have no phone in bedroom, so I let the machine get it. No message left any time. So, it rings again at 5:45, thinking someone died back east, I rush to the living room to answer. "Hello?" "click". WTF? Angry, I go back to bed. 6:02, they call back! WTFx2! Again with the click. So groggy. Then Realtor calls from TX. OK. cool, but hello! Time difference!!

Then the phone just would not stop. All morning. :: sigh :: not much energy to pack today. But I did go to the bank and get things rolling for change of address, and found out the credit union can help should I buy a place, even though they aren't based in TX. Oh, and I got my final CA hair cut.

As for the girly bits discussion, um, I think it best if us guys just STFU lest we say something stupid.


Laga - Jun 19, 2008 9:11:03 pm PDT #4244 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

dang the birds built their nest over the fire alarm despite my best efforts to discourage them. I hope they haven't laid eggs yet because I'ma have to knock it down. I wish there was some way to get across, "seriously dudes, you do not want your nest here if the alarm goes off" to birdies.


omnis_audis - Jun 19, 2008 9:14:07 pm PDT #4245 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

poor birdies. If you use an extra stroke to get rid of them, that will make it Par, no?


Laga - Jun 19, 2008 9:18:21 pm PDT #4246 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

hee!


meara - Jun 19, 2008 9:35:21 pm PDT #4247 of 10001

Heh.

So, I went out with the girl again tonight. I was a little worried, after having to get up early today and fly in from Texas (though I had a nice talk with a couple from Oklahoma on my way from Phoenix to Seattle, the wife was a librarian and we talked about books and cons and LibraryThing and traded recs and such, and the husband and I talked about...stuff. I don't remember what. But they were nice). And I had a migraine. And we didn't actually have a plan. And there was some confusion whether this was actually a DATE. Er.

And eventually we got it together and met up for some mexican food. And then ice cream. And then walking around the lake with her dog. And then at the end of the maybedate, we were sitting in her car, and there was a hug, and I left. And I was thinking "I can't tell if she was just shy, or if she was not into it, and if I had made a move then it would've been really awkward. Agh!" The signals were a little faint.

But then I got home and she emailed me and said something about being shy and she wasn't sure but should she have suggested we make out like teenagers in the car?

So, I guess next time maybe. :)


Laga - Jun 19, 2008 9:38:49 pm PDT #4248 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

that sounds like definitely next time to me!


WindSparrow - Jun 19, 2008 9:57:30 pm PDT #4249 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Woo for future making out in cars like teenagers, meara!


omnis_audis - Jun 19, 2008 10:18:14 pm PDT #4250 of 10001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Houston, Meara is GO for make out!


Laga - Jun 19, 2008 10:24:55 pm PDT #4251 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

here's an odd phobia: I have a coworker who doesn't mind taking out the trash and putting a new bag in the can, but he says it gives him the creeps to tie a knot in the bag. The knot keeps the bag from falling down inside the can but he won't do it. Says it feels too weird.


ChiKat - Jun 19, 2008 10:56:01 pm PDT #4252 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Go, meara!!! Love to make out in cars like teenagers. It's fun.

doctors just say they're using a smaller one so that the patient will relax.

I do know they come in different sizes. There is this one nurse at my doc's that ALWAYS puts out the largest speculum when I go in for my pap. My doc will sit down and take a look and before she even opens the speculum will say, "Oh, this is going to be way too big. You need a smaller one."

See, the nurse just assumes that because I'm a big woman, I have a big va-jay-jay. Ummmmm. no.

I actually had my pap on Tuesday. New nurse. And, as an interesting side note, a male nurse. He put out the right size from the get go and he's never even seen my va-jay-jay.