It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Jun 18, 2008 12:46:02 pm PDT #4018 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Laga, I think that this LOLCAT was made just for you.

indeed. And is it just me or is the horse in the background pulling an Invisible Carriage?


Laga - Jun 18, 2008 1:08:32 pm PDT #4019 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

mushroom caps:

I can't these appetizers I had last night off my mind. I went to the Italian American Club dinner and dance with Mom & Dad at their retirement community. They served these mushroom caps stuffed with pureed mushroom and something that made them crispy on top like twice baked potatoes. Mom says the caterer buys them at Costco! They were om nom nom to the nomth degree.


Susan W. - Jun 18, 2008 1:33:50 pm PDT #4020 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Back from doctor. No infection, just Eustachian Tube Dysfunction from my cold/allergies (it's probably both, lucky me). I'm to take double the dose of claritin, push fluids, use saline nasal sprays, etc. until I feel better.

I also have a referral for an ultrasound to find out if I have fibroids and whether they're severe enough to cause problems if we decide to have another kid. (My understanding is that unless they're VERY severe, they generally wait to treat until you've completed your family, because the treatments themselves can impact fertility and/or the ability to carry a pregnancy to term.)

Anyway, my NP was going over how it works, the whole full bladder, internal and external ultrasound, etc. When she got to the part about the internal, I said, "Yes, as my friends call it, the dildocam."

I knew she wasn't the type to be shocked or offended, but I was a bit surprised at how hard she laughed. Seriously, that's the closest I've had anyone to literally ROTFL in ages.


Toddson - Jun 18, 2008 1:34:55 pm PDT #4021 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Susan, for an earache, someetimes warmth helps relieve pain.


ChiKat - Jun 18, 2008 1:52:36 pm PDT #4022 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I have been a tiny bit productive today. Not as much as I wanted, but hey. Summer break. I got a bunch of random things put away that have been laying about.And now, I'm enjoying some peach iced tea with frozen peach slices in it.

And, in v. minor medical news, I got a tetanus shot (well, actually a diphtheria/tetanus/pertussis vaccine) yesterday and my arm is all hurty! Kiss it and make it feel better?


Jen - Jun 18, 2008 2:19:29 pm PDT #4023 of 10001
love's a dream you enter though I shake and shake and shake you

(My understanding is that unless they're VERY severe, they generally wait to treat until you've completed your family, because the treatments themselves can impact fertility and/or the ability to carry a pregnancy to term.)

Yup, that's about right! And surgical treatments, depending on their location, can make a c-section necessary due to the potential for uterine rupture during labor at the site of the fibroid removal.


Connie Neil - Jun 18, 2008 2:23:54 pm PDT #4024 of 10001
brillig

Note to self: Please, stop reading the local (Utah) comments on gay marriage on the local news boards. You know what they're going to say. Even though there are more reasonable (gay-friendly) people that you expect, it doesn't detract from the bile spewed by all the other wackamoles. You took a vow against reading comments on those boards for a reason, that reason has not gone away.


Strix - Jun 18, 2008 2:29:03 pm PDT #4025 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Three days in a row of productiveness! I spray painted a wicker side table pink, also a teeny bedside lamp and its shade (it was a forest green I hated). The table and lamp look supercute; the shade is ok. Still better than the green.

I got a haircut and not the shoes. If the shoes are still available my next paycheck, I will get them then. But my hair is nice; an angled bob, short in back and then angling down to chin length in front. I will dye my hair Feria Cardinal tonight, and I am ready for interviews!

I need to eat something, and clean.


DavidS - Jun 18, 2008 2:38:59 pm PDT #4026 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

But my hair is nice; an angled bob, short in back and then angling down to chin length in front. I will dye my hair Feria Cardinal tonight, and I am ready for interviews!

And pictures to share with me us!


Strix - Jun 18, 2008 2:46:03 pm PDT #4027 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I can text you a phone picture, but that's about the only way I can do it!

And I'm not sending anyone a pic till my hair is dyed, dyed, DYED! It's this awful dull in between shade right now.