What is PIV sex?
Penis In Vagina.
These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I -- how about that?
Kaylee ,'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Jessica - Jun 18, 2008 4:36:07 am PDT #3913 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Amy - Jun 18, 2008 4:36:14 am PDT #3914 of 10001
Because books.
Ah! Thank you, Debet. And Jess! Sometimes you really need to lead me to the right answer ...
Aims - Jun 18, 2008 4:37:55 am PDT #3915 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Steph, I'm right on board with everyone saying have an Ativan.
Also, if it is a giant alien baby with teeth, we will welcome him with open arms and you will get all sorts of hand-me-downs so you won't need to worry about clothing it. Plus, think of all the money you'll get from SciFi cheannel when they make "Midwestern Alien Baby" the #1 cable movie next year.
We love you honey. Hang in there and have that Ativan.
Sparky1 - Jun 18, 2008 4:39:23 am PDT #3916 of 10001
Librarian Warlord
Teppy, all of that is very stress (and beer) worthy. I hope that when it's over, there is no longer any reason to stress because whatever the dx, it's easy to treat and you can enjoy your vacation.
And to all you people who are hoping it's an alien baby (MM I'm looking at you) . . . just stop it.
::trying to be funny, possibly failing miserably::
Amy - Jun 18, 2008 4:40:57 am PDT #3917 of 10001
Because books.
I forgot to say yay for Sass! Poor thing. There's really no explaining lack of park to a puppy.
Also, Aims is clearly a cookie thief. Pass it on.
Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 4:46:56 am PDT #3918 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
And to all you people who are hoping it's an alien baby (MM I'm looking at you) . . . just stop it.
I didn't say I hope it's an alien baby.
But if it is, can I have it?
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 4:47:50 am PDT #3919 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Teppy, I'm assuming you've told your doctor about the whitefont, because that seems like something note-worthy.
She didn't seem overly concerned; she was like, "Well, that happens."
EVERY TIME?
But, whatev. Maybe I'm physiologically built weird. Like, small or crooked or something.
t Edited to take out info that nobody needs to know.
Toddson - Jun 18, 2008 4:49:50 am PDT #3920 of 10001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Is it stealing if you really, really NEED a cookie? (prepares to throw self on the mercy of the Buffistas)
And Steph, yes - do what you need to get through this procedure. And - in my experience - the anticipation? dread? is worse than the actual procedure. Get it done and once you find out what the problem is, you can make decisions based on actual information, rather than fear. (I would avoid the beer, though, until after the procedure.)
Steph L. - Jun 18, 2008 4:52:36 am PDT #3921 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Odds are it's nothing serious
Which would make it me trying to justify my fat, which is just embarassing. But better, I suppose, than a gigantic cancerous tumor that's dissolving my insides.
I didn't say I hope it's an alien baby.
But if it is, can I have it?
TOTALLY!!!
Miracleman - Jun 18, 2008 4:53:29 am PDT #3922 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
But if it is, can I have it?
TOTALLY!!!
Awesome.