Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 41: Thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jun 16, 2008 6:51:34 pm PDT #3711 of 10001
Because books.

Lime!


Strix - Jun 16, 2008 6:56:21 pm PDT #3712 of 10001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ha! I'm glad lime won! I have KEY LIME PIE right now -- damn you, Vortex! I was going to eat some tomorrow. Mmm, lime.

I shall just buy a very large sponge. Now, I just have to find the perfect, yet inexspensive, paint.


Burrell - Jun 16, 2008 6:58:40 pm PDT #3713 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Egad, that lizard really is adorable sleeping like that. She looks so cozy.

At first I thought you meant that Rebecca Lizard had recently stayed at your house and I was all, "hey! How's RL doing?" And then I remembered nope, Steph means her lizard, not RL.


Steph L. - Jun 16, 2008 6:59:26 pm PDT #3714 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

If I ever had a lizard of my own, I'd name it Rebecca.


Pix - Jun 16, 2008 7:01:50 pm PDT #3715 of 10001
The status is NOT quo.

Should it be a mini lime tart, lemon bars, or mini cheesecakes.

Yes.


beth b - Jun 16, 2008 7:14:02 pm PDT #3716 of 10001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Reason number 164 on Why I don't rant:

I was mid rant on the phone to DH when his phone conveniently hung up.sure.hmph.


Burrell - Jun 16, 2008 7:22:42 pm PDT #3717 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

If I ever had a lizard of my own, I'd name it Rebecca.

hee


Ginger - Jun 16, 2008 7:25:17 pm PDT #3718 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I'm a fan of Behr's flat enamel at Home Depot. Flat paint shows wall defects less, but the enamel cleans easily. More expensive paint can end up being cheaper, because it covers better.

My advice from the land of the klutzy is to leave some kind of slippers or flipflops at the edge of the drop cloth, because I tend to spill paint and then step in it, then track it into the rest of the house. I wear an old shower cap, because of my tendency to lean into the wet paint.


Vortex - Jun 16, 2008 8:19:40 pm PDT #3719 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

SON OF A BITCH!!! I was cleaning the bathroom, and put the metal soap/lotion holder on top of the toilet tank. some fucking genius decided to make the top curved, which I always forget. The holder slides off, hits the tub and falls. by some miracle, neither of the glass bottles break, but the metal hit the tub and CHIPPED THE FUCKING TUB ENAMEL. How the fuck does that happen? Is that faulty enamel or just dumb luck?


Fay - Jun 16, 2008 8:35:14 pm PDT #3720 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I was all, "hey! How's RL doing?"

afaik, she's doing okay! Still jailbait, still smarter than the average bear, and back to being a lesbian.