WTF, bitches? Three posts in six hours? I know it's a Friday night, so you'd BEST be out getting your fun on and storing up stories to post so when i wake up in the morning there are crazy stories about what you were out doing tonight!!
Here, I'll start:
So, I took a nap. (I know, that's not a good start, right?). But then I drove to the bar and there was a magic parking space that I didn't have to pay for even though I was late, and because it was a nice evening out the place wasn't packed, and the dancing was fun, and we discussed the "trolling for hos", but really R, E (who was tipsy off two drinks because she hadn't had dinner), GILF, "Wallflower" and I ended up hanging out after the country music, dancing for a while (they switch to gayboy discotrance). Wallflower proved to have intriguing hidden depths, and be quite adept at shaking what her momma gave her. And told me she is signed up for a pole dancing class starting in July. I asked for more details. Hmmm. Then we went to go get E some food, and had delicious spicy polish sausages from some street vendor. And then we sat eating them in a park, and had fake (verbal) fights with each other to entertain passersby (who were arguing with each other). One group turned around and came back and started asking us if we were in a drama class. Hee. E and R ended up wrestling.
So we did not end up trolling for hos. Though at one point I declared that since I was wearing a miniskirt and fishnets, I might, in fact, BE a ho, and we might need to instead find OTHER people who were trolling for hos.
But we have a plan for what we'll do another week, and where we will go, etc. But next week is Pride, so not then.
I gave E a ride home, and we were chatting about the GILF, and in the course of conversation she was like "Did you date [GILF]?" and I'm thinking "Hi, you all met me at the same time, do you really think I managed to keep it THAT on the down low??", but i was like "Uh, NO"